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Kids menu (lemmy.zip)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jet@hackertalks.com 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

To be fair it's a small beer

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_beer

[–] ThoGot@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Sometimes unfiltered and porridge-like

👀

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago

"Got the kids huh? You're gonna need another beer for this" -SkipTheDishes

[–] ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

His palms are sweaty...

[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

mom’s spaghetti

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

he's nervous

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 12 points 3 months ago

Don't worry. This is normal in Germany.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago

We have a saying here in Denmark: "the truth is to be heard from children and drunk people".

With that in mind, what could be more truthful than a toddler on their second white Russian? 😛

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 months ago

I mean, look — If your kid can’t tell the difference between a merlot and a malbec by the time they’re ready to order from the adult menu, can you say you’ve succeeded in preparing them for adulthood?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows you gotta select the adult's menu to order hard liquor silly! 😂🍻

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Well yeah, I ain't paying that adult menu markup!

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 months ago

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

No milk? Shame...

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 months ago

where liquor?