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[–] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 125 points 2 months ago (7 children)
[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 94 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I always see this scene and get so sad for him. That's a lot of food that he put a lot of work into and was proud of his work. Watching him try to shovel it back into the pot hurts. I know it's meant to be played off for humor, but I see next to none in that scene.

[–] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 60 points 2 months ago

That’s because you have empathy and Kevin is generally a wholesome character.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (11 children)

Do yourself a favor and never watch Seinfeld.

If you take away the laugh track, it is astoundingly clear that the main cast are all just evil, narcissistic sociopaths, they never do anything that doesn't benefit themselves, and they have no problem at all ruining other people's days or even lives, their metric for whether or not something was a good idea or not is entirely whether it worked out well for them...

... ironically with the exception of Kramer, who actually attempts, from time to time, to do good things for other people which will not benefit himself, he just goes about them in often dubious ways.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Always Sunny just leaned into this, and made you fully aware that the main characters are sociopaths. They literally show the progress of how they ruined the lives of the people around them. That’s why I love that show. It’s a perfect example of everything not to do in life if you want to be happy and fulfilled.

[–] FiremanEdsRevenge@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (5 children)

What I also like about Sunny kinda like Seinfeld is you see the progression from the beginning in the show where they're sociopathic but still kinda sensible and how overtime they just get more and more unhinged.

In Seinfled, all 4 of them eventually inadvertently kill someone.

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[–] FiremanEdsRevenge@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Even with the laugh track, they are clearly sociopaths. Which is why Always Sunny in Philadelphia is Seinfeld on crack.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

I mean, the show literally ends with them all going to prison for generally being pieces of shit. They're not meant to be role models.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wasn’t that the point of the show? I remember it was renowned for being one of the first (if not the first) sitcoms where the characters were meant to be disliked.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Same here .. when I first saw it I was 50% laughing and 50% heart broken. I've made big pots of food before and this is my greatest fear ... just walking around with it and dropping it all on the floor. I think of this scene every time I'm in the kitchen.

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[–] officermike@lemmy.world 66 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You've already spilled the beans, so tell us some juicy gossip.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (11 children)

The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth.

There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 months ago

Steinbeck off the top fucking rope.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

They sent a fuckin poet!

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[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 58 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Next time try just one big bean

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 44 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It's easy to fix. Connect another keyboard and use it to install Linux.

That's the main problem taken care of. As for the beans, IDK, maybe bring a couple of chickens into the office while the installer is copying files?

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Sudo root delete beans

[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Where did the nacho cheese come from?

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's not part of the spill

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's just your keyboard cheese?

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

🙄👉👈

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 months ago

WE FOUND THE LEAK IN OUR ORGANIZATION!!!!

They spilled the beans

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

Its looks and probably feels bad… but to be honest, this is a solvable. The main thing lost is the keyboard, and they are not terrible to replace. And your dignity may need some time , but with a little work this will all have bean in the past.

[–] circledot@feddit.org 23 points 2 months ago

Words can't describe how happy I am that this is not my problem.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

The beans stay in the safe, everyone knows this.

[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do I delete someone else's post?

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One day ill learn not to scroll during work hours

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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 17 points 2 months ago

You best believe I won’t be telling you any secrets anytime soon

[–] AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The real sad part is the lack of leg room under the desk. I can't imagine sitting all cramped all day.

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[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

at home i only eat in the kitchen. at work I never eat at my desk

[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 14 points 2 months ago

Put your setup in the kitchen, never work or eat again!

Follow me for more financial tips!

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

My boss is gonna be so mad at me 😖

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[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

We are in for a week of bean memes

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[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Get them back in the safe right fucking now.

[–] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

damn, TWO deep third pans of beans? That's a lot of beans

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

This is a distressing image

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

I think I spotted the issue here: your computer is running win 11

[–] omgitsaheadcrab@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

I've bean there before

What is the office doing in the kitchen?

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

This has not bean your best day

[–] Nugscree@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't know why but something tells me I can't trusty this person.

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