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I will now roast Tom Brady.
"Fuck you Tom Brady! AHAHAHAHAHA"
Roasted.
This comment is brought to you by "The Roast of Tom Brady". Only on Netflix. Go fuck yourself Tom Brady.
Some might say you "slammed" him.
Water poisoning is a whole thing. You gotta make sure you're eliminating water you're drinking at a healthy rate before you consume even more water.
So I'm supposed to be measuring my pee?
If the US ever gets a reasonable privacy law, I really think smart toilets that measured and analyzed your waste could be very helpful tools. In the current world it would be a privacy nightmare though.
Well that just put a horrific image in my mind as a person capable of childbirth
Thanks, I hate it lol
Cup your hands if you have to.
I feel like 37 glasses of water should technically count as drowning
Let's say that he's drinking from small glasses, only 200 mL each. 37 drinks of 200 mL is 7.4 L of water (1501 teaspoons in American units).
That's a ridiculous amount of water. 7L of water has a mass approximately of 7 kg. Apparently Brady weighs about 100 kg, so if he's not lying he's drinking 7.5% of his body weight every day? My bet is that even the biggest NFL player playing in sweltering summer heat isn't going to need more than 7 L of water per day.
I probably drink about six liters per day, it's noticably more than anyone else I've met.
Your poor kidneys.
Their well flushed kidneys.
Their exhausted, well-flushed kidneys.
still very flushed. And that means you will live forever, right?
Please get checked for Diabetes. That's the first sign :(
Odds are he doesn't actually drink that much. At the time he was selling electrolytes and if he can convince people to drink more water then they'll buy more electrolytes to put in that water.
Dead people don't buy electrolytes tom!
Person who sweats his ass off drinks much more water than most people.
Wow, what a fucking crisis that wasn't.
37 cups is 8.75 Liters, according to Wolfram Alpha.
A woman died in 2007 after drinking 6.5 liters during a contest held by a radio station.
It’s important to note that she was also trying to hold in all of her urine. Refusing to pee when your bladder is in pain is a really bad thing to do!
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A glass of water isn't necessarily a "cup" in US cooking units.
There are no consequences for rich people saying stupid shit like this.
Now we know how water wars will begin.
The 4 kinds of news articles
if it was a youtube video, it'd have a thumbnail with red arrow pointing at Tom Brady's smirk face and says "Murderer??" and the youtuber shocked O face next to it.
And off course it would be 20 mins long at least with AI pics and commentary and starts by asking you to sub and like and the video is sponsored by BetterHelp
That’s how Bruce Lee died
Someone get this man a radio show!
I’m sure Spotify has a 9-figure contract ready for him to sign.
Maybe he's splashing half of it on his head or something?
I'm going to guess it was BS like this that made his ex-wife ask for a divorce.
Overhydration