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[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Femboys implies the existence of femgirls

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Tomboys imply the existence of tomgirls

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Which itself suggests Jerryboys.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it be a fem name? Like Jennygirls?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Rigged for your pleasure??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

*Huckleberrygirls

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 months ago

Big if true

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Egirls are electronic girls, implying there are mechanical girls.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Digital girls implies the existence of analog girls

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm married to one, they start to wear out around 40 years or so

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

With regular maintenance you'll find they improve with maturity.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

We're well behind on maintenance, trying to true up is a bitch :)

Fortunately, I've got a lot of the same failures so we're in good company.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

i think it implies there's acoustic girls out there, and can confirm, i know a few!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A cogirl is a cogirloid in the category of cogirlfunctors

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rumor says that if you go to certain Linux conventions you'll find tons of cute girls, and they all come from this country 🏳️‍⚧️

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Legend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago

I suppose some mysteries won't ever be solved.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Damn, I must have a world record for avoiding random encounters

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? Is this power still present if the grass is ground to a fine white powder, combined with other ingredients and baked into a loaf- or baguette-shaped object?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

How is it that grass has girl summoning powers?

It doesn't. However, basements full of empty mountain dew bottles, ohego posters, and cumrags contain girl repellant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I don’t believe in grass. Never seen it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

But the eldrich death eye will melt off my skin and hurt my eyes, also the grass makes my nose run.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The legends failed to mention that even in you run into one, keeping it around is a lot harder

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The cumeradeship is real.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Don't believe everything you read on the internet! Keep sending those donations and hit the subscription button.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Are these things related?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Forget about e-girls. Embrace i-ladies.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

preposterous !

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'm glad that I live in the present day rather than the primitive times when I would have had to interact with other people face-to-face in order to survive. I can't even imagine how difficult that must have been.

(How did people satisfy their sexual urges back then? Did they have to convince another person to pose naked every time they wanted to masturbate?)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Imagination (most important). Books, drawings. Also you can't miss what you don't know exists. People were probably content with what they had. Or just wanted things that were around them.

Edit: oh yeah, they got married Early

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Sorry, I was kidding. I know what people did/do.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Don't be ridiculous!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Stop spreading misinformation!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I just got used to the 3D ones! Im scared

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

People just keep inventing silly things we dont need, never have.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago