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[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 month ago

Wanna know why it's called Five Guys?

Because it takes the salary of five people to pay for one meal.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There’s a Five Guys in my city and whenever I’m reminded of it, I always wonder why I’ve never tried it before. Then I remember I always walk past it after seeing the prices on the menu.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It is good, but not worth the money. They were reasonable back when they first opened in my area. Then it went about 2x the price in a year. And kept going up.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yep, when they had one near my office like 15 years ago, it was almost the same as McDonald's and it was great...then prices have basically quadrupled and they're not worth it at all anymore.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I suspect they keep the prices low the first year or so to establish a customer base and then start raising them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Interesting and very unfortunate. I loved Five Guys when I first visited the US and they opened one up in Australia and the prices are so high it's insulting and I've never been.

Sad to hear it's the same in the US now.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

Guess you only got a family of 3.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

The Wendy's, McDonalds, and Hardees In my town are all closed or closing soon. They've priced their garbage quality food right out of what the people that would go there can afford. Good riddance. My only sympathy is for the folks losing a job, but working Fast food suuuuucks. I hope those folks find something better.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

But they give you so many fries!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It varies by location. The one near my house can hardly be bothered to fill the cup. One like an hour away I used to go to for work fills half the freaking bag.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Putting fries in paper cups is a stupid idea to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Not at any of the ones I've been to :( It's more than McDonald's but it's never been a problem to finish them.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Wendy's $5 or $6 meal deals... you get a double stack, nuggies, fries & a drink, and a frosty with each purchase for a year if you get their key tag.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Key tag?

Edit: oh, it's a 3 dollar keychain.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Go to McDonald's if you want to spend $60 for shit. At least 5 Guys is still good

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Compared to chains? I'd say it's generally quite good

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's also not very good. I don't get why some people rave about it. Local places are usually much, much better.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (5 children)

People post shit like this as if they're being forced to eat fast food. Make your own fucking food if you're worried about the price. It's been like that forever.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

It's not bad food, but it's definitely not worth the money.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It wasn't bad when it was a 5 dollar burger.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Now it's not even $5 fries

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Pro tip: If you order Five Guys through DoorDash, UberEats, etc, you should know that Five Guys doesn't start cooking your fries until the driver gets there. Since these services usually give their drivers two or three stops at a time, and drivers know they will be delayed at Five Guys, drivers go out of their way to rearrange their pickups to get to Five Guys first. The Five Guys delay gives the other places a little extra time to complete their orders, so hopefully the driver will be able to get in and out with no additional delay.

It also means that your food will be waiting on the driver's cold passenger seat the longest possible time.

All that is just a matter of practicality. The drivers are trying to make the best of a bad situation. Some, though, take it a step further: it's not fair for the customers of other, better stores to suffer from Five Guys corporate policy. So they make sure the Five Guys order is not just picked up first, but also dropped off last.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I used to think that Five Guys in my country had awful prices because of some weird franchising agreement. Seems I’m wrong

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In n out has the best food and it's still like $5 for a meal

It's why all of the other drive throughs are empty and in n outs drive through line spans three parking lots. Somehow pulling up to in n out as the 40th person in the line I still get through it quicker than if I pull up to an empty McDonald's. I guess the in n out having 20 employees is able to actually make food faster than the McDonald's with maybe two people in it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

It's a shame they serve cardboard instead of French fries though.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Honestly though, Five Guys is one of the few fast food restaurants that I think the price warrants what you get. Like yeah it's 22 bucks for Fry's a burger and a shake but man is worth it you get so many fries in the burgers amazing, and the shake isn't that bad either, Not to mention the free peanuts, which I'm sure sucks if you have a peanut allergy but I love peanuts, plus I like that they pay well, I see signs saying starting pay at 24/h which for fast food is pretty good.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Behold the superior hamburger ye mighty and despair:

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Meanwhile i grabbed potato buns and beef and made myself a bunch of smash burgers that would put five guys to shame. Only cost like $10

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Went there once and never went back. I can't enjoy my food knowing it was so expensive for fast food. You can get a steak dinner at Texas Roadhouse instead.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How the fuck did fast food get this expensive?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

FG has always been more expensive. They try to keep things very fresh, they give you pretty large portion sizes.

But last time I went, my kids wanted plain hotdogs no toppings, we ordered 2 fries for the table drinks and one sandwich, ended up in the $70s

$8 for a grilled cheese, I can make 12 grilled cheese for $8. $12 for a hot dog, That's enough to buy a whole pack of buns and dogs.

It's like everything there is set to 10:1

Before Covid, fast food chains had lines out the doors. Restaurants had lines, you needed reservations. It's been forever since I've even seen a place that was busy.

There has to be some form of happy medium where you can still make cheapish food and serve enough quantity to run a business.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's terrible, but I guess it depends on the area?

Like, our local Steak and Shakes make far better burgers for nothing. Not to speak of real burger joints everywhere.

But if you're... I dunno, in a burger joint desert and Cracker Barrel is the only other choice, and you're rich, maybe Five Guys is not terrible?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Went there around covid time... Got shorted on fries and a 30 dollar bill for two...

Bro this is Burger in fries in freedom-land... Gtfo

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

the cost of lunch at a fast food place is almost the same as a sit down restaurant. although you will have to tip.

but no standing in line, fewer loud customers, less stress, better food quality and the ability to customize dishes. plus you can actually have a conversation without yelling over everyone else.

the problem with cheep fast food is it is no longer cheep and just fast...ish. but every other aspect has become substandard crap.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

$78 would only feed 2 people

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There is a five guys in my city. Tried it at two different locations, given its good reputation.

The single worst burger place. That they have any sort of reputation at all for being good is a stain on the fabric on the concept of restaurants.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I think it just varies a lot from location to location. I went to one in Limassol once and it was great.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The one I used to go to by my home made the best burgers in town. The one I went to twice by my office was gross.

I thought it was a one off but the number of people shitting on them in this thread tells me they have a quality control problem. There are good ones but yeah if I paid what they charged for a mediocre burger I wouldn’t go back either.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Their hotdogs are almost the same price.

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