This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
be 20 y/o permavirgin
I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.
Happy the poster found happiness for the following reasons:
a) he got laid
b) he's no longer a virgin
c) he found happiness
d) he found someone to love and that loves him back
e) there are two more people happy in the world
but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.
Bring on the hate! I love you all!
I was 29 years old when I met my first girlfriend and had my first sex and I regret nothing. I didn't really realize it at the time, but I wasn't at all ready at 20 years old.
I wonder how long the "pretends" remains a thing
Edit: Wrong one
The cis male urge to:
The cis male urge to:
Posted the wrong one before
Depends on the pretense, presumably.
The solution to incels was femboy waifus all along.
Thank god they censored apeshit
Language, motherfucker! ๐ก
๐จ This way, officer... That's the one who used the swearwords. ๐ฑ
Fake: Anyone you meet on Discord is either a murderer or a fed.
Gay: Self-evident.
I mean... Nothing in this story implies femboy isn't a fed, and just really committed to the bit.
Aww, that's sweet. A real modern day love story.
Where these housewife Discord femboys in the room with us right now?
Asking for a friend
Twinkdeath gonna hit them like a truck
To expand on that, there are no successful fem-men for good reason. So around the age of 30 "twink death" will set in, and anon will go longer like his former femboy, at least not for that part of him.
Unlike most gay men, he's probably not actually comfortable being with a man. They're not prepared to grow old together because he relies on his boyfriend's ability to maintain his suspension of disbelief. That will almost certainly no longer be possible after twink death no matter how hard he tries.
Nah, anon is probably legit bi. Note how the dress came off and he got more horny. Bi but homophobic.
WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING EGG EMOJIS???!!!??!!
It's actually easy to get laid, turns out you just have to not be afraid of people (which I am)
I've spent like 5 minutes searching and still cannot get a definitive answer. wth is the qualifier that makes a sundress "anime?"
The zoomer incel gooner that spends weeks or months ERPing in discord consumes only anime as media and does not ever see an actual woman in an actual sundress, in media or the real world.
Thus, to them, all sundresses are anime sundresses.
...y'know this explanation makes a lot of sense.
I said it because I've known quite a few zoomer hikikomori.
Its like people who only read or type words, but never actually have audible conversations with those words... they have no idea how to pronounce them.
Why would they? No relevant use case.
My work is getting a new ERP and I just got out of a long meeting about it. I'm a little disoriented.
When it's this one: https://static.myfigurecollection.net/upload/pictures/2019/04/11/2192078.jpeg
Me when I'm attracted to feminine, no matter the source.
Anon, you gotta lock that up. Get him preganat immediately
That might be difficult. But keep trying anyway.
Real: Dude thought he was going to be a permavirgin at age 20
Gay: He's pinning a Discord femboy
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That is meant to illistrate that the writer's penis was fully engorged and quite stiff, as far as sponges go.
