Pass the bleach eyedropper after you're done with it please.
this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2025
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Elon doesn't have a box shaped body in this. That's how I can tell it's fake.
What a terrible day to have eyes
This is fake. Not real. Not even bigly real. F’elon is way fatter than that in real life.
in case you really, really wanna go there and see that billion dollar body: warning: do not click unless you have good insurance and a puke bucket nearby
I thought this was the trump nude, I would argue its worse...
They both are.
As a gaymo, I'm just gonna say both of them are 1000000000000% percent hotter in this photo than in real life. AIRump got some biggass arms and bear-like belly, and Elmo barely look like actual Elmo because he has an actual human body shape.
Is this real? Did they jointly post it on X? I mean, it was kind of obvious, but I thought they would be afraid to just come out like that.
A lot of people are saying it’s real. People familiar with the situation are saying it’s real.
They wish those were their bodies.
This is how they should be placed on the guillotine. So they can share one final kiss, when the blade drops.
Thanks, I hate it
Just some casual homophobia
Obviously not a very smart brain in a box
It's literally just calling people gay as an insult
I think the joke is that Trump/Musk are homophobic. It doesn’t glorify it.
If this were just two random guys, it’d be a fine addition to Lemmy.
I think the joke is that Trump/Musk are homophobic. It doesn’t glorify it.
No, the "joke" is calling them gay as an insult, quite clearly.
If this were just two random guys, it’d be a fine addition to Lemmy.
There are no "acceptable targets" for homophobia.
Exactly
This joke is literally "but what if they were gay, haha!" "I knew it!"
Its literally the bully humor that we've fought for years and years to rid ourselves of, and here it is on the top with over 200 votes.
This is hate wrapped in a virtuous wrapper at its most generous, and way too many people are just seeing the wrapper and not what's just under its thin facade: homophobia.
Exactly, and apparently I'm a Russian agent for calling it out... At this point how is this any different to MAGA shit?
If people are wondering how the USA has lurched into fascism so easily, it's because even their "left" ultimately shares many of the same values as their right, they just disagree on who the acceptable targets are.
I can't un-see this so now I will make others suffer.
they faked musk with a human-like body even when we have proof he's an oversized troglodyte.
Hey, what did I ever do to you?
I knew AI was a blight on society and this proves it. My eyes are trying to leave me now.
Quick, you could do it in one shot.
Lllluuuuuiiiiigggiiiiiii
Why the fuck is this on my screen
the first they kissed they were sucking putin's dick at the same time
Western liberals when they find an acceptable target for their virulent homophobia.
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Who posts this garbage
IDK guys, I kinda like the way their bellies make contact. It feels organic to me.
Stop right there! You are hereby detained by the Online Police for being presumed a homosexual. I'm-a need you to step away from the keyboard and do a little dance with me. Untz untz untz untz..
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I can't get over their Peter Griffin chins touching tips. 🥺
We all know who wears the pants.
putin?
Sure, but who's pregnant with whose baby?
Wow, that’s an image.
Welp, guess today's my "Burn I'll my devices and run away into the woods to disconnect from modern society forever" day
Only acceptable use of generative AI
There are really local good video models for Musk and Trump now.
…And, uh, acts including this, and more.
I don't think that's where Trump usually kisses Musk.
Wow
Much titty
6’ 3”
215 lbs…
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