That kea description is wrong. They are not an anti hero, they're just a menace. Imagine the destruction of a genius toddler with wings and a knife. That's basically a kea.

Where Pūteketeke?

• Gives piggyback rides
• Good co-parent
• Bulemia

thinks he's a Kea

actually a Kākāpō

Kea:

• Actually a genius
• Will fuck with your shit
• Will watch from a distance as you discover your broken shit, will enjoy watching you #WinningAtLife

Kereru:

• Big, bold and loud
• If I don't like you, I will shit on you, head to toe coverage
• Why is this branch touching the ground

Touhou fans: >:€ ITS FUCKING SPELLED T O U H O U GODDAMMIT

I'd love to meet a Kakapo! I know that is probably not advisable for either of us, and I wouldn't, but I feel like it would be cool

just excited to be here

🙋‍♂️

Had doubts about the Kākāpō, but then I reached the "mostly foliage" part and knew I'd found the match.

Well, I can only be Kakapo.

I guess a kakapo and a kiwi met one day. Now i am a nocturnal horny bird who only gets suggels and feels lonely.

I'll take Swamp Dinosaur roaming the steaming wetlands of Didjabringabeeralong. Hot damn that sounds fun!

Wrong wrong wrong. Was this made by an Aussie? No mention of the fact Tuis like to get drunk af. And where is the Weka? Aka Kiwi with balls.

kiwi

kiwi's missing "- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

I'm basically a cat

I'm a mix of Kiwi and Kākāpō.

I've read kiwis are forest floor bullies, isn't that true?

Kakapo. Off to shag someone's head now

God damn, I love NZ birds

Kiwi!

Stuck between ruru or Kea.