That kea description is wrong. They are not an anti hero, they're just a menace. Imagine the destruction of a genius toddler with wings and a knife. That's basically a kea.

Where Pūteketeke?

• Gives piggyback rides
• Good co-parent
• Bulemia

thinks he's a Kea

actually a Kākāpō

Kea:

• Actually a genius
• Will fuck with your shit
• Will watch from a distance as you discover your broken shit, will enjoy watching you #WinningAtLife

Kereru:

• Big, bold and loud
• If I don't like you, I will shit on you, head to toe coverage
• Why is this branch touching the ground

Touhou fans: >:€ ITS FUCKING SPELLED T O U H O U GODDAMMIT

I'd love to meet a Kakapo! I know that is probably not advisable for either of us, and I wouldn't, but I feel like it would be cool

Had doubts about the Kākāpō, but then I reached the "mostly foliage" part and knew I'd found the match.

just excited to be here

🙋‍♂️

I guess a kakapo and a kiwi met one day. Now i am a nocturnal horny bird who only gets suggels and feels lonely.

Well, I can only be Kakapo.

Wrong wrong wrong. Was this made by an Aussie? No mention of the fact Tuis like to get drunk af. And where is the Weka? Aka Kiwi with balls.

I'll take Swamp Dinosaur roaming the steaming wetlands of Didjabringabeeralong. Hot damn that sounds fun!

I'm basically a cat

I'm a mix of Kiwi and Kākāpō.

kiwi's missing "- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

kiwi

God damn, I love NZ birds

I've read kiwis are forest floor bullies, isn't that true?

Want to believe I'm a kea but probably a kiwi lol

Kiwi!

Kakapo. Off to shag someone's head now

Stuck between ruru or Kea.