Wizards

Three-day weekends pretty please

gestures around broadly Can you do anything about this?

One downvote, please

Edit: this is fucking bullshit...

Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve

Yeah I'll have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

For all of us to have a good day tomorrow

Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.

I want a buttplug that's programmed to win the next elections.

Can you pick up some frozen peas?

Get me a big tiddy goth girlfriend?

Could we add a magic system? Like the kind that will just fuck everything up, and brings enormous health benefits as you improve

A pack of condoms and, uh... What was it that I used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, some pussy.

Can you cure my depression

Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range

Some potato chips.

Bro what a fantastic meme 🙏

Trash throwed at the bin across the room go into it everytime, without fail.

Financial freedom would be pretty neat if you could swing it my good wizard dude

Make me a cis girl pleeeeeeease :3

I want to have your powers, too. Thanks.

If I could be 20 again, that would great... And if you're feeling generous, maybe some wizarding lessons?

2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please

As many pixies and goblins as you can summon into the toilets of Mar a Lago.

I would very much like the Witching Cloak from Fables in my possession

• Lets the wearer take on any form and converse with animals
• Wearer becomes impervious to all damage
• Infinite number of items can be stored within its folds
• Has programmable folding and teleportation actions

If you do grant me this boon, dear Wizard, I shall set you up with not one but two, two, dates with Cinderella.

Free speech absolutism...world wide

Give me some time to think about it

A puppy?

If you're still bending reality, I could use more time.