Lmao, this is obviously a troll.
It's not even satire, just straight up trolling.
When you use the cover, guess what gets blocked? The cameras.
So no more sentry mode.
This just makes the cybertruck an even more attractive target.
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Lmao, this is obviously a troll.
It's not even satire, just straight up trolling.
When you use the cover, guess what gets blocked? The cameras.
So no more sentry mode.
This just makes the cybertruck an even more attractive target.
i think the actual purpose is to prevent water damage
That's a dust cover, not a waterproof tarp.
Ah, so the purpose is to trap in moisture to accelerate that coveted patina
Coveted Patina is also the less successful sequel to Stephen King's Needful Things.
Nice
Lord knows that car can’t do so by itself.
JFC that car is humongous. I could fit my small car twice under that tarp, with room to spare. Or that guy is tiny.
Makes you wonder "why not put it in your garage" but then oh yeah, because tiny man want big truck to feel big, so big he can't park it in his garage anymore
I don't think one would fit in my garage...
A bit of him is probably very tiny.
They barely fit in parking spaces
Yeah, I would feel so ridiculous, propelling this whole fucking boat just to move my ass to the grocery store...
Swasticar owners take no publicity is bad publicity to heart. Get that attention in one way or another!
Edmund's spec sheet gives a height of 70.5in (5'10.5) so he's probably around 5'6
it’s not, the person is actually a midget
I could practically fit my apartment under that tarp
It's actually Elon musk under that blanket
I thought it was Saddam Hussein for a second.
Fucking brilliant
Truly no one else in history has ever or will ever again design a car after their rib cage. You've done it, Elmo, you've invented something in your life!
Take it as a cautionary tale. Even though depraved money demons control every major aspect of social and news media and you are surrounded by a constant ear-splitting blare of fascistic brown-note, nobody will ever be better at lying to you than yourself.
Finally something in which I can flex my specific knowledge of the human world!
It is a joke: the shape of the truck is quite peculiar and covering hides none of its typical features.
Are you sure? I didn't see any tags. Best to be safe and assume this is something serious and malicious.
I don't see any tag in your reply I'll therefore assume you are being serious and malicious.
Ah yes the F-150 with the sharply angled roof.
No wonder we don’t buy US cars in Europe - in which city center could that monster fit in?
Moscow
Nope, its pretty narrow and Tesla would be there simply stolen
In scrap parts*
I dont think the owner of this car would care about the disgusting lower class meat or their so called opinions.
Why is he wrapping that dumpster?
What a shitty ass car tarp
Its even ripped already
That's for refilling the meme tank.
Swastiboat with sparky tail butt plug
Oh yeah totally looks like a F150. Good job 👍