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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 113 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It is split into five volumes, totaling 620,000 words across more than 2,000 pages.

surprised pikachu face

[–] EfficientEffigy@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

My brother in Christ, thank you for this. Hilarious!

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i did NOT expect this to actually exist

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

The incorporation of more violent and mature content contributes to a darker overall tone than the Friendship Is Magic source material.

I had expected it but was still disappointed.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 week ago (6 children)

how does a pony fire an AK-47?

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Battle saddles - basically a saddle with mouth trigger to which you mount whatever weapon you need and auto reload on kick. Or telekinesis, if unicorn.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I haven't read it, since it's MLP, and also since it's apparently 2000 pages, so I can't tell you. But I do want to know

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In "Fallout: Equestria," ponies fire guns and perform other actions using:

  1. Magic and Telekinesis: Unicorns use magic to manipulate objects.
  2. Adaptive Technology: Specialized tools and mechanisms for hooves.
  3. Collaboration: Teamwork leveraging unique strengths.
  4. Creative Problem-Solving: Innovative use of tools and environment.

These adaptations showcase the ponies' resilience in a post-apocalyptic world.

Huh. Dunno if any of that is true, shan't verify

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or, in Tamers12345’s universe (objectively the best one) you can just DO it… with varying degrees of success.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Sometimes in fantasy or scifi it's fine to say "that's just how it is, don't worry about it" hah

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

AK, in Fallout world? Pffft

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The "chinese assault rifle" from Fallout 3 looks pretty much like an AK to me.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

It pretty much is tbh

They have particularly nimble pelvic muscles.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

You might be overthinking it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

It pulls the trigger. Duh.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly, Wikipedia, who the fuck still uses a subdomain for mobile?

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

Honestly, please do. Don't try to deduce it from UA or worse yet, aspect ratio. The results are predictable this way. Or maybe have 3 subdomains, m.example.org for mobile, d.example.org for desktop, example.org for auto.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Holy equestrian atrocity. I thought only AI...

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[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago (4 children)

There were at least 4 books from what I remember. They made physical hardback copies so you could enjoy an MLP fanfic for the low low cost of $120!

https://www.ministryofimage.net/product-page/fallout-equestria

[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was shocked at first but then i was like "yeah, sounds right" and then i looked up the word count of this collection of stories and...620,000 words across over 2000 pages.

War and Peace only has 587,000.

amazed. I'm amazed. Thanks for showing me this.

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[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What in the cursed hell is this

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Fallout with no brakes and ponies.

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[–] remon@ani.social 5 points 1 week ago

If this was in stock right now I'd be down $120.

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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Have you heard of Sonic? What about Pikachu? Now, what happens when we combine them together to make... Sonichu!

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Whoa, that’s amazing! I’m gonna show my elderly mother!

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The medallion is also cursed.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

We all are.

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I actually read the entirety of HPMoR to my elderly mother. I tried to sell her on Friendship is Optimal but I think rationalist pony fanfic is a bit too ambitious a leap.

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[–] ton618@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

piknic is way better than sonichu

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Woah woah woah, sonichu is a totally Original Character (do not steal), that has nothing to do with either of those!

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago

Now, what happens when we combine them together to make… Sonichu!

...you get serially harassed by online weirdos, likely become the single most documented human in all of history because of said weirdos, come out as trans and eventually get charged for incest with your mother?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Whatever happened to that guy? Last I heard they let him out of prison.

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Don't know the answer, but I think she uses "she/her" pronouns now.

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[–] MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I've got the giant bible version of it. Thin paper, gold edges.

[–] Djinn_Indigo@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago

One time a colleague and I found that book just chilling under an unused desk at work. We had never heard of it, so we were pretty confused. 😆 Still kinda am, honestly.

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[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Fallout: Equestria is a rabbit hole in the rabbit hole of the MLP fandom

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Still better than AI "art" 🤷

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Still a better story than fallout 4

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago

God I remember reading about the adventures of Security for years after I stopped watching MLP. Fallout: Equestria was a wild place with two mammoth works written in the space.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

OP's gay and a furry. Lol.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That's like a quarter of lemmy.

[–] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Reply All, keeping me up to date on pop culture.

[–] pega_sus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Project Horizons, a spin off, has 1,780,334 words.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 1 week ago

Hang on there Anon, I'm thirsty so I'm gonna get a cup of bleach before you start.

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