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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Ça va ? Ça va. Et toi ça va ? Ça va

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Answer: „bad people always feel well“ or something that roughly translates to „weeds don’t go away“

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

This is a very common dialect thing. Like in the UK, especially the North east "you alright?" Or just "alright?" is just a simple greeting that is often also just repeated in response.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

In Finland, if you ask "miten menee" (how is it going) you'll either get to hear someone's life story, or a single word reply "menee" (it's going) which amounts to "I don't want to talk about it". But the assumption is that the person asking is up to exchange a few genuine sentences.

Or, if someone is having a genuinely good day, you might get a few sentences explaining why things are looking up.

Hence, most people will go with literally neutral statements. An example, my go-to farewell is "päivänjatkoa" which is literally just "may the day continue".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I've heard a lot of "it is what it is" in my time in Finland. I am probably returning soon for wappu/vappu.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (3 children)

In Australia "Hows it going?" Or more accurately "Howzitgarn?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

UK London and east is, 'y'aight', which is you all right? Shortened to one syllable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In Maryland we just eyeball the other person and both say Aight at the same time to make sure the passer by isnt about to try something slick

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My understanding of the Maryland accent is entirely Baltimore from the wire and the 'aaron earned an iron urn' video. I imagine it's closer to ahh-iit, though. Is it the single sound of London or drawn out like I imagine?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Aight. The A is a guest star. I guess it could just be ight

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Howdy was once "How do ye?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Thats the formal version.

"High Strayan"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So, I work with New Yorkers and this happens all the time lol. How should I respond to this in a proper way then lol, it feels odd to respond with the same question :P

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I’ts all good bruddah, how you doin’?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Its-a all good-ah, how bout yourself?

(just sprinkle bits of Mario, he's from New York)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

How You Doin?

I'm still here.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We do that in Kentucky, too. And same for the "Doin' alright. You?" that you'll receive in return. lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Same thing here in Texas "How you doin?" "Doin alright how bout yourself?"

Then yall just pass by each other and keep walking.

Never thought about it until now but it is kinda funny to just leave a random question hanging in the air that both people know ain't getting answered lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Oh yeah, we do the "How bout yourself" too sometimes, now that I think about it. And occasionally you'll get a "Doin alright" but it's all pretty standard stuff.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Only in NY do we use a character from a NJ outfit as our own.

Shoulda been a Tribbiani.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What community are you in?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Philly boy. Yous? Edit: I see I used "we" . That was meant to mimic the OP, not imply Im from NY. Second Edit: op did have "we" either, guess I was typing from a pretend NYer perspective.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Empty phrases... Why?!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I always say "I'm another day older and deeper in debt."

https://youtu.be/S1980WfKC0o

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Same shit different toilet

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

"The horrors persist, but so do I"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

At the end of the day you're another day older...
And that's all you can say for the life of the poor...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I always say, one day closer to the sweet relief of death.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

It is a question. The answer is always "Aight"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ever talked to someone from Ireland?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

And the UK as a whole.

"Alright mate?"

"Yeah, you?"

"Yeah"

  • fin.
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Unless it's "How YOU doin'?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Same goes for "howdy." It's not a question.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Howdy! FTFY.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Whattaya hear whattaya say hehe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Joey Tribiani has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Isn't it Joey Tribbiani's pick-up line?