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[–] [email protected] 225 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tech guy invents the concept of giving instructions

[–] [email protected] 122 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With clear requirements and outcome expected

Why did no one think of this before

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Who does that? What if they do everything right and it doesn't work and then it turns out it's my fault?

[–] [email protected] 127 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

It would be nice if it was possible to describe perfectly what a program is supposed to do.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone should invent some kind of database of syntax, like a... code

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

But it would need to be reliable with a syntax, like some kind of grammar.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's great, but then how do we know that the grammar matches what we want to do - with some sort of test?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How to we know what to test? Maybe with some kind of specification?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

People could give things a name and write down what type of thing it is.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

We don't want anything amateur. It has to be a professional codegrammar.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

What, like some kind of design requirements?

Heresy!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Design requirements are too ambiguous.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Design requirements are what it should do, not how it does it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's why you must negotiate or clarify what is being asked. Once it has been accepted, it is not ambiguous anymore as long as you respect it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I'm a systems analyst, or in agile terminology "a designer" as I'm responsible for "design artifacts"

Our designs are usually unambiguous

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think our man meant in terms of real-world situations

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And NOT yet another front page written in ReactJS.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This still isn't specific enough to specify exactly what the computer will do. There are an infinite number of python programs that could print Hello World in the terminal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I knew it, i should've asked for assembly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah but that's a lot of writing. Much less effort to get the plagiarism machine to write it instead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ha

None of us would have jobs

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I think the joke is that that is literally what coding, is.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] And009 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Who even makes these comics? Is it like Simpsons

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Randall Munroe. You may know him from such gems as xkcd 3472 and 6548.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Getting a bit ahead of yourself, we're only on 3070 so far!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Web browsing 101: if you see a hyperlink on social media, you can click on it and then look around to see if it contains more links with useful information, often in the header or footer of the page. Here I found one for you: https://xkcd.com/about/

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Human communication 101: sometimes humans ask a question without expecting an answer, it's called a rhetorical question

[–] And009 3 points 1 week ago

Sorry, I assumed this was a place of discussion and conversation. You can either be helpful or don't, it's generally considered a dick move to taunt while being helpful.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

OP just chatting with themselves so they can screenshot it?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That is some telegram group and both messages shows from left with profile icons(which got cropped). The screenshot person sent the last message which shows double ticks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

In the desktop client the positions of bubbles also depend on the width of the window.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Great attention to detail!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's just a fake conversation in general, look at the timestamps between the messages from the interlocutor. Several minutes to type a complete sentence?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Hey, i can take a few hours to reply sometimes :c

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I wrote a shell script like this (it admin , notna dev) for private use.
The prompt took me like 5 hours of rewriting the instructions.
Don't even know yet if it works (lol)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Calling GPT a neural network is pretty generous. It's more like a markov chain

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it legitimately is a neutral network, I'm not sure what you're trying to say here. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generative_pre-trained_transformer

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

You're right, my bad.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I've played with markov chains. They don't create serious results, ever. ChatGPT is right just often enough for people to think it's right all the time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The core language model isn't a nueral network? I agree that the full application is more Markov chainy but I had no idea the LLM wasn't.

Now I'm wondering if there are any models that are actual neutral networks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm not an expert. I'd just expect a neural network to follow the core principle of self-improvement. GPT is fundamentally unable to do this. The way it "learns" is closer to the same tech behind predictive text in your phone.

It's the reason why it can't understand why telling you to put glue on pizza is a bad idea.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

the main thing is that the system end-users interact with is static. it's a snapshot of all the weights of the "neurons" at a particular point in the training process. you can keep training from that snapshot for every conversation, but nobody does that live because the result wouldn't be useful. it needs to be cleaned up first. so it learns nothing from you, but it could.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Improvement" is an open ended term. Would having longer or shorter toes be beneficial? Depends on the evolutionary environment.

ChatGPT does have a feedback loop. Every prompt you give it affects its internal state. That's why it won't give you the same response next time you give the same prompt. Will it be better or worse? Depends on what you want.

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