Bottle of water. Wash with hand.
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Punch a hole in the neck of a small water bottle using a (hot) needle or a cork screw. Fill the bottle with water, close the lit and spray your ass by holding the bottle upside down and squeezing it. I used this 1$ Ghetto-Bidet for years!
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I read Biden 😢
Skibidi Biden
Am
I am
Clean butt club!
I'm using one of those hand squeezer bidets and yes, it's great. Ever wiped your ass until it was sore? That's because some little shit pebbles refuse to get out. With a bidet you can shoot those motherfuckers directly out of your rectum.
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24/7, Orchard fresh, my dude. I've OPTIONS.
I went to paper high school, then baby wipes college. Let me know when you get your PhD from bidet university, then we'll talk.
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Amateur hour.
Soon. Soon.
How appropriate to have posted it here. Are you cleaning up the hole place?
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Why are you using a French dude in the pictures when everyone knows they don’t use bidets?
fuck yeah
Installed one for my wife when she moved it, never used it. At this point I've forgotten it's even there. Talk about old habits dying hard.
Not pictured: the wet spot on the back of their pants.
Seriously, how do bidet enjoyers dry their asses?
Sit for a minute or two to air dry and then use a towel or few pieces of toilet paper to touch up any wet spot. Still much less toilet paper than if you didn't use a Bidet.
Also some Bidets have actual blowers lol.
I have toilet paper for most of it and a fan to dry the rest of the way on mine.
My wife blots with a bit of TP and tosses it in the trash can. Guessing plumbing is more sensitive where she's from.
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Anyone got bidets to recommend (full toilets or kit to install on top of current toilets)?
I feel like most are really expensive and I wouldn’t want to waste money on something too expensive or something bad
I got an $80 one from Home Depot. And it was the second best purchase i have made. It really didn’t have to be expensive… but i did try to buy one on Amazon… and it was designed to fail, so i recommend just going to get one at a store
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