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It’s the dog throwing up for me😳

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

dog chewing on something

"Hey! What do you have?!"

Dog starts chewing faster

In my case, probably a hair tie. I kept wondering where the hell they were going, Id take them off before bed and just have them on my nightstand, wake up and they're gone. My damn husky's been eating them. Only know this because there was one in her turd the other day. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Lol. My sister's boxer used to eat her bright orange ear buds. She figured it out the same way.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nothing will wake you up faster than the sound of your pet throwing up

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

hrk.... hrk.... hrk....

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

The dog whimpering by the front door because he has diarrhea will.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (4 children)

As a relatively new cat owner, why the fuck does she like to eat plastic? If she finds something with packing tape on it the little dumbass will literally peel it off and eat it. I don't get it. That can't possibly taste good.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

My girl got a piece of plastic stuck between her teeth like floss and started panicking

Found her playing with another piece of the same kind of plastic the next day lmao

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It's like I say to my brother, she's a huge pain in the ass at times and her saving grace is that she's absolutely adorable. If she wasn't so cute she'd be out on the streets lmao. She's a talkative little cat and chirps and meows constantly, it's so cute.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish I knew the answer to this. I can't leave the thick plastic target-style shopping bags sitting out exposed anywhere my cat can find it otherwise the handles will "mysteriously" turn into Swiss cheese within a day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I accidentally left out some plastic garbage in my room the other night, and I have insomnia so falling asleep and getting enough sleep is hard for me. I was just about to fall asleep and the cat started chewing on the plastic. I was so mad. She's lucky she's adorable as hell lol.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

My cats used to lick the tape.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some plastic has fish oil in it, or at least that's the explanation I heard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's interesting, I didn't know that. I wonder what the purpose of that is.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

It keeps the fish lubricated

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"Who found a new way into the trash?"

Doesn't matter what I do, someone is finding a way in there to see if there's anything left in a food can.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have to put my trashcan in the closet or a closed bathroom. Cats for sure.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's the bad(and good) part with my lot. So damn intelligent and persistent, they figure out a way.

I've been tempted to move to child locks, but I'm half scared that by the time they've fully grown, they'll have figured out how to manipulate those. I know at least one has figured out how to unzip my backpack, flush the toilet, and turn on faucets. She's almost gotten down how to turn doorknobs by dangling.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

At a certain point the most dignified thing to do is admit defeat and acquiesce. They have a level of time and resources unfathomable to most adult humans.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Child locks are the way to go. I use the ones that lock cabinets. With 18 cats

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Decoy trash can?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Sounds like cats.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s the other way around for me. Opens bag of chips. Cat hears plastic bag. Cat β€œthat food is for me πŸ‘€β€

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Also my five year old.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why is the owner depicted as a cat? The only cat I know with a pet is Hello Kitty ☺️

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Over time they look like us and vice versa

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
  1. No. Please.
  2. Why does USAToday need to cite the FBI to define β€œLARP”? : Emily Lazar posted on X how she needed "answers" and questioned whether Hello Kitty has been "Larping this whole time?" Larping is when "participants portray characters in an imaginary environment and interact with one another in real-time," according to the FBI.
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Alternatively: β€œWho’s barfing up road gravel and possum bones on my bedroom floor?”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I have a 3d printer. My cat finds bits of filament that I do not remember printing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Little bastard using up filament, atleast their prints won't ever be longer than 8 hours.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I once found a chewed up disposable razor handle. The head was missing.

(I found it later, not inside my dog.)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Switch to Double Edge Safety razors. The blades are like 10Β’ or so. As a DE (Double Edge) Wetshaver since my military days (2008) I can never and have never done plastic disposables since. Game changer. And Gillette made 'em so you can eBay a Vintage 1960's Adjustable for not a lotta scratch.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We all are. Microplastic, yaay!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Even Bio plants have microplastics.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I always let my dog lick the takeout containers and paper plates and toss it out when they were done. This way they wouldn't make a huge mess to do it lol. They loved Chipotle bowls the most.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I usually have a plastic grocery bag on the floor near my bed and the cats like to come in at like 2am and mess with it loud enough to wake me up, only to find 2-3 of them just sitting there licking it. Not even eating it, just licking .

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is too real and why I'm nursing caffiene rn at 3pm. Fortunately it's not plastic, just a geriatric little asshole with a long time sink obsession (dw he's healthy, it's behavioural, there's clean water in several rooms).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Never had that with any dog I've been around (or owned). And that's a lot.