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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

According to Investigate Midwest, Trump won 433 out of 444 farming counties in the 2024 election.

Get fucked, farmers.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Yea, what do we need farmers for? I for one am 9th level vegan which means I won't eat anything unless it's picked by a Lenninist/Marxist in good standing.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago

Well that's it folks, farmers are immune from consequences for their actions because they provide an essential service. Pack that schadenfreude back up and use it someplace else!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

So the essential service they provide doesn’t require subsidies any more? Let’s let the free market decide how essential they are.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Monster. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow. It's not hard, perils are just lazy murderers.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Getting tired of these dumbass stories.

Useless shit until and unless the foolish people who believed him completely wake up. How likely does that seem given their penchant for wishing everything away while mainlining Fox?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The leopard feasting will continue untill enough people actually do something useful and sensible to stop them... or we all die from a ballooning, out of control, leopard population.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Please, god, don't let the leopards invade into Canada with their facivorus tendencies. We're at the brink of overpopulation where it comes to edible faces but I'm hoping against hope.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

... any chance you'll accept those who spent the last decade warning their self-stupifying countrymen against electing the Let the Leopards Loose circus show frontman... and are now themselves fleeing ... the leopards...

... any chance you'll let us in?

We won't be voting for the conservatives.

just uh... asking for a ... friend. yep. a friend.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

So many people on the left checked out of political news coverage after the Fucker got back in.

Articles like this are an attempt to get them to engage with the media again.

Fuck that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Thoughts and prayers

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

I have a lot to say as well about these shit stains that helped the Orange Turd into office a second time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I'm done being "supportive" of anti-intellectualism. I've been against it for years because of exactly this type of outcome. "But they don't have as easy access to the information as we do." Fuck off with that bs, even farmers have smartphones, which have access to the same internet everyone else is using. Stop coddling stupid people. Ignorance is often just as harmful as intentional malice. Intelligence is mostly learned, anyway. So is stupidity. Excluding people with actual mental delays.