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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 week ago

STILL. FUCKING. DOES.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My POV while reading this post (I have not gone swimming today)

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The chips go in the sandwich. Also I don't know how to swim.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought I was the only one! You put them in the middle then press it slightly so they go “crunch” a little. Yum!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Less messy too when it's white bread getting tacky in a ziplock baggy in a warm backpack. The chips adhere like glue.

Summers at various lakes memories.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Go swim if you have the means to do so!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My dad: "The plain peanut butter sandwiches will continue until morale improves."

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My dad: “boiled hotdogs in store-brand white bread are what the real athletes eat.”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I nuke mine, but otherwise, ya

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

But when you boil them, the bread gets all saturated with hotdog water. You’re missing out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I like nuked food

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You've committed a crime against gaming here today.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Not just gaming, but the women and children too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

peanut butter sandwiches were one of my favorite things growing up. I'd still be eating them today, even though I have to make my own peanut butter here in Japan, except for my body declaring war on gluten (probably celiac since 1 parent has it, but not confirmed yet).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Wanna know what we call peanut butter in The Netherlands?

Pindakaas. Peanut cheese.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nachos, super rope, and ice cream at the pool concession stand.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Wet pool hand nachos is bringing back core memory

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (4 children)

And it was damn good. What’s that German saying? “Hunger makes the best sauce”? When you’re really hungry this is five Michelin star good.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In dutch they say: "Hunger makes raw beans taste sweet"!

when packing up after windsurfing, they would advise against taking your trapeze off (a huge belly belt that can connect you to the sail, handsfree!) before you had access too food, because more often then not, it would unleash the hunger beast within. It was fun to have that power over your own hunger! GIMME THOSE SWEET BEANS!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (5 children)

As a German I never heard that sentence before but it's hilarious lol

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

French fries is the standard German pool food. Like, nowhere else do you see stands selling nothing but fries (with ketchup and/or mayo, of course). And they just don't taste as good anywhere else, I guess it's the chlorine in the air making the salt taste extra special without actually tasting more salty.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (5 children)

As a swamp German, this is how we do it, too. Aside from ketchup/mayo we use curry gewurtz (Hela) and mayo on there, with some diced onion.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

You put some of those chips in those sandwiches and youre cookin'

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

We had a fish and chip shop opposite the pool. I don’t think I have eaten anything better than those salty vinegary chips, the childish exhaustion and hunger made them absolutely magical.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It hits just as hard today, IMO.

I could go for a turkey sandwich and cool ranch Doritos rn, in fact.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I just ate steak, but now I want a sandwich with Doritos on top.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man for me it was that $1.25 pool stand hot dog

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Swimming lessons at Costco.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Dude it still does. Try that shit man a big shitty sandwich and chips fucking goes hard

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Past tense? Get back in there!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Is that a Hawaiian coke can?

Man, now I want some Mexican coke. Fuck HFCS.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't get it, why you have a line of crisps next to the sandwich? And why would you have cold food with cola?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Its not a thing in my country...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Drinking a cold beverage with lunch on a hot day isn’t a thing? Absolutely from space.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The crisps were there because they had salt and fat. This was typical food for children after swimming. The cold food is because it was 30-40°C outside.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does soda have pairings like wine? I had no idea, I just cracked open sodas. What kinda faux pas have I been doing all my life? Oh God, is everyone looking at me weird when I drink soda wrong?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Oh God, is everyone looking at me weird when I drink soda wrong?

If you're not holding it in the crook of your elbow, lifting your arm, and pouring it onto your outstretched tongue, then at least one of us is doing it wrong, and I think it's you, and everyone is silently judging you for your weird way of drinking. They don't drink with their elbows probably because they don't want to embarass you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Is there a specific reason that type of food is only available after swimming?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Curious about different after pool cuisines around the globe. Didn't really realise every country could have a different take

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Fries & mayonaise slaps (Netherlands)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I don't think we have such a thing in Finland. I don't remember food being a thing after swimming hall or beach/lake

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

For me it was vending machine peanuts, because that's what they had in the swimming pool building

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Whenever we watch old home movies all I can think of is the food. You know what it tasted like and in certain cases it's never been the same. There's one video of me walking around naked in a cowboy hat (I was 4) at lunch time and all I can think of when I see it is "I want that sandwich, I remember that sandwich". Anyways, this picture is tasty. It brought back some memories. Clearly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Is there a country that likes soup pool side? It's like your food is a hot tub!

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