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[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago

To be fair, it makes more sense to say it to the living.

[–] [email protected] 117 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Would be kind to explain why not to say that.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Totally agree with you there. I’d like to believe he did next time they talked.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 minutes ago

Probably, I assume they were just tired and wanted to sleep at that point though.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago (3 children)

it's like how every so often you have to tell someone referring to the final design for a software project as "the final solution" is probably not the best phrasing

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In my first practical chemistry course I referred to a container filled with gas as "gas chamber", to make things worse I am german...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Could have been worse, “gashole” doesn’t have the same ring.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

help, i've fallen into an icehole! a big hairy icehole!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

An industry publicist once did a lecture to us and one of his slides was "the final solution to the emission question". He did mention that it was his colleague who titled it lmao

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s so much worse. Solution and question aren’t as natural a pairing as solution and problem or answer and question, and the only only example of them going together as an established phrase that comes to mind is the nazi one.

If the coworker exists, they must have hated him

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Seemed to laugh about it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait I need to know why, I actually don't get that

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Did not see that coming. I just assumed like in engineering, its never the actual final. Thats how you end up with file names like project_rev2.6_final_ver6

Edit: or this gem of an easter egg from paw patrol

Final_final.mov

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

I'm such a cynical skeptic so when I see such back and forths I tend to assume they're fake. It maybe not? But it ends up being worded in a way that's funny to post as an image, but doesn't feel like a real conversation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It means the same thing as sticking your chopsticks in the rice so they stand up, or as pouring a couple of drops of your alcohol on the ground.

It's universal. You just have to find the local way of expressing it.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Y'know, it does sound like something sweet to wish upon someone if it did not literally mean death. I can imagine someone who doesn't have the linguistic & cultural connection with The West to wish something like that upon someone in a heartfelt manner.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And water boarding in Guantanamo Bay sounds fun.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

In a similar context, yep

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

To be fair, it is something sweet to wish upon someone. It's just the context is that person has to be dead.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

If you think about it, it's the same statement as "sleep tight".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Holy shit. I need to start saying this

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

"Have a nice dirt nap."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Years ago some random Chinese lady added me on Facebook. I ended up chatting to her for a good while, she was so funny and loved football (soccer) like me.