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[–] [email protected] 160 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

This is what the kids are referring to:

Tweet: the dude next to me on the plane just absolutely rawdogged this entire flight... he got on a TEN HOUR FLIGHT to europe in jeans, no headphones, no book, no neck pillow, literally just a paper cup of coffee without a lid like sir are you ok

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That actually sounds rather pleasant, minus the book. Air travel is great for books.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago

I mean soon as you add the book, it's an entirely different proposition because now you have entertainment, so you're traveling like a sane person.

Though personally I don't know if I could concentrate with the noise. ANC and podcast for me, I'll just accept that I'm less cultured.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Books great. I probably would still read manga instead though.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Meh, close enough, same spirit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Manga is books

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's the jeans that kill it for me. Those are work pants and sitting still and cramped in stiff denims would make me unhappy. Especially on long flights.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, some jeans are stiff but I've definitely got a couple older pair that are softer and that I'd much rather wear than slacks.

But if I REALLY wanted to be uncomfortable on a plane... I still have my mawashi from when I briefly did amateur sumo!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

in jeans

Oh the horror lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

He's all about challenges

[–] [email protected] 118 points 1 month ago

Not again 😫20250508_090757

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The kids call it mmph mmphim because the cardinals have their dicks in their mouths.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Do cardinals have corkscrew dicks like ducks?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

They're a witch! A WITCH!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Yes, but only diagonally

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

It is a rape adaptation... so

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You mean the birds or the baseball player?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't the sound more like gak gak gork...?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Only if they enjoy it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Please don't joke about raping children.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

People out there just raw dogging the internet with no ad blocker or private dns or nothing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

True rawdogging was limewire.

Once after 3 days of downloading a concert video, it turned up to be some random porn.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lol, i once tried to get that command and conquer FPS game from lime wire, it ended up being Max Payne which was a great game but not what I was expecting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The fact that it wasn't a "reinstall Windows" level of virus is a win.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Was that FPS Commandos or am I getting mixed up?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm gonna need a clip if this is real

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Matthew 5:34-37

34 But I tell you, do not swear an oath at all: either by heaven, for it is God’s throne; 35 or by the earth, for it is his footstool; or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King. 36 And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make even one hair white or black. 37 All you need to say is simply ‘Yes’ or ‘No’; anything beyond this comes from the evil one

So who introduced the oath of secrecy?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The one who dyes his hair

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Is it really that hard to just not look at the phone? I moved all of my internet entertainment to my laptop and I only ever use my phone for calling or government stuff.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Hmmm kids. Cardinals. Raw dogging…

There’s a joke in there somewhere.

The cardinals shouldn’t be raw dogging anyone but it’s funny because they do.

I got it!

Don’t eat the crab dip! Yeah yeah!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Cardinal Joe Lycett second from the front

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

As an 80's kid I can honestly say "rawdogging it" was magnitudes better.