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[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Weird that she was allowed to adopt even one child, let alone two, being so young and single. Maybe she is a very successful businesswoman & philanthropist. This is evidently why she is also still a virgin- no time for dating when running a successful business.

I assume β€œasπŸ‘β€ has something to do with her career. Maybe she runs a fruit preserves manufacturer? Good of her to offer to let us try out making new flavors, though I don’t know what I would add to peach jam. Maybe nutmeg?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Peaches...come in her can. Put it in there like a man. In a factory downtown.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Nature's candy in your hand or pie

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This reference reminds me I need to take some ibuprofen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Chris Ballew, the singer and bassist of POTUSA, now does children's music under the name Casper Babypants.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It isn't much used, but cardamom is actually really good with peach. And cinnamon of course.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I recently had a "spiced peach butter" similar to apple butter that was really great. I think it was mostly cinnamon and nutmeg.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Young people these days unjokingly refer to their pets as their children. I could see that going on here

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago

Maybe they're butt babies

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

this feels like an ai was trained on dating app bios and then it spat out this

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Most of Tinder is not real profiles last i was in there a few years ago. Bet it’s so much worse now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

how did you verify the profiles were not human?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I think it swallowed rather than spat it this case

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Could be terms twins, you never know!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

I see the facebook trend of finding random picture of girl and then adding derogatory "jokes" on it has reached lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, but as a counterpoint duckass

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'll reply with this: five minutes of masturbation can prevent a lifetime of pain and suffering.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

My friends keep telling me not to and my parents would be sad. I also feel bad about somebody finding my body

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Nah hit that shit raw bro.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These can all be true. Just very unlikely.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Imagine having babies twice from external contact. Like non-penetrative fun times and then forgetting that you can still get pringuante if the semen gets on the outside. Or maybe it leaked out her "asπŸ‘" and down in (/s)?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like how everyone is trying to force the adoption idea. You can literally get pregnant from non-penetrative sex if semen comes into contact with the vulva. Which is more likely than adoption for teenagers who think they're being clever, and/or people with strong religious backgrounds who feel shame for what they're doing and trying to get their needs met while skirting around "the rules."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes but nobody on this site knows how a woman works.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To a single 20 year old? Twice?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Unlikely, but possible.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

She seems fun.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It was a miracle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

she adopted her 2nd as a single mom at 20 yrs only...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Almost with matching just to ask the real questions

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Then get the crypto link reply

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Oh so Mary does it and people spend the next thousand years making statues and paintings in her honor, but Elena does it and gets blasted on social media?

Hypocrites