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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago

Am I alone in thinking this is funny? I mean, I wouldn't buy this cookie cutter on its own, but if I bought a collection of cat cookie cutters, I'd definitely use this one too.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's not "cat people" bruv that's fuckin weirdos

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Cat people are fuckin weirdos.

I got 5.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Can confirm I am cat person, I am weirdo.

🐱 🥰

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Personally I don't think that's okay. Too many, so you won't be able to properly care for them.

Consider that each cat person should get a couple hours of attention every day - how could you find the time for all 5?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Cat people are pretty self-sufficient. Normally food, water and a few cats are all they need, and they'll come to you for attention. If you have two cat people there's a good chance of them forming a bonded pair, too. More than two cat people and they'll often socialise together.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Y'all need to lighten up. Cats love showing their butts. It's funny

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

I will never understand visual humor

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

It's Simons cat...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wouldn't a view from the front be better?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

Cats don't seem to think so.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

I think Japanese culture considers such details to be cute

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I'd rather just the cutout. If I wanna subject people to buttholes, I can make them with frosting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Lot a prudes in this thread.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

You can use this to blame cat people, but this is just a class of people obsessed with buttholes and poo. I'm remembering a post a while back where someone had made a little dog bun, and if you pressed down on it, chocolate came out of it's butthole. Nasty.

Edit: Pic is the first thing I got off google typing in 'dog bun you press that has chocolate come out.' Obviously this wasn't the same thing I was talking about but I refuse to search further.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

lol, that one was one step too far for me, i could take it until the feces

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I want to put food in my mouth. It's okay if the food is shaped in pleasing ways, but there's nothing 'pleasing' to me about tiny assholes or fake poop. Hard. Pass.

Did you see the Spy x Family movie? Why was there a like, 2 minute short in the middle about the God of Poo? The world is strange and inscrutable.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I bet I can guess how you felt about Conker's Bad Fur Day.

edit: Formatting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I can explain.

You see, the Imperial Cult of Japan fucked their whole culture in the head for decades and then America dropped two suns on them

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

So many situations in my life where I've said this same thing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Humans are messed up.

In other news, I would totally buy a box of those to gift to my family.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

They have fireworks that are dog-shaped, but the snake grows out the butt, and there's a follower of some sparkly stuff

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a weird thing with Japanese culture, have never really understood why they like buttholes and poop so much.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's an aspect of Japanese folklore called "Shirikodama" or (roughly) "small anus ball", which states that humans have a small ball/organ/jewel in or near the anus where their soul is stored.

This is what inspired the name of "The Dung Eater" in Elden Ring, who would kill people and then "defile their corpse" to ensure their entire bloodline becomes cursed, as well as the Headless from Sekiro, which has a grapple attack where it removes Wolf's soul via the nearby orifice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So... the prostate? The soul is stored in the prostate? Has anyone told the "pee is stored in the balls" crowd yet?

I assumed this was a joke or there was a lot more to it, but... apparently the Kappa just like to take your butt soul and refuse to elaborate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

The soul is stored in the balls

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I draw the line at pompompurin neocat, cry, loud

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I just got Hello Kitty Island Adventure and I want to get Pompompurin's Mom and Dad to visit but they need so much stuff I don't have yet!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Obviously this wasn't the same thing I was talking about but I refuse to search further.

That's exactly the thing you were talking about.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm a cat person and I find this gross. And a tad concerning. Just, why?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Same, I don't get why people think animal buttholes are cute.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

In fairness, this do be what cats look like from behind.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Same here. And I have a cat.

I think. I rarely see her, so I'm not really sure.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

I like my cat but I already see more of his butt than I'd like to, so I don't get this obsession either.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m a cat people and I don’t understand. That’s awful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

“I’m a cat people” - Nastassia Kinski is that you?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't get the reference, I'm afraid.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I believe she acted in the eponymous movie with Malcolm McDowell. Pretty great some from Bowie in that one too

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I once went to a party with candy kitty litter… compete with tootsie roll poop. It was weird

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago

Dude, it wasn't candy... We kept trying to stop you but... Well you know how you get when you're on acid. It was fucked you ate like six cat turds before you passed out.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

3D prints are not food safe.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There is a caveat, but yes: By definition, 3D printed parts should not be considered food safe.

Single-use cookie cutters are generally OK if you don't use them multiple times a day every day.

There are probably minor chemical risks but it wouldn't be in high enough quantities to kill you. There isn't really anything inherently food unsafe with PLA, ABS or PETG.

Bacteria is a much bigger risk during reuse because you can't fully clean the prints between the layer lines and other surface defects. The plastic generally won't survive a proper sanitization process either.

What your own risk tolerance is for plastic additives is up to you. If you do print a cookie cutter, toss it after you are done.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also this is a cookie cutter. Usually you bake after which should kill anything the cookie cutter may have left behind.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You can't kill plastic by baking, you just turn it into even worse stuff

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Oh you are thinking of plastic going into the food, normally hear people talk about bacteria growing on it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I really don't condone producing single-use 3D prints unless it results in a net reduction of plastic waste for the same end. It would make more sense to 3D print a form to turn a thin strip of steel into a proper food safe and reusable cookie cutter. No waste and you can make as many cookie cutters as you want.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't PLA made from plants though? Then just dispose of it properly how would that be an issue.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

PLA breaks down under industrial composting conditions. It isn't really biodegradable. It is fair to call it plastic waste.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is why you dispose of it properly rather than leaving it in a hedge somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Disposing of it properly means landfill, pretty much. Not that big of a deal, but the microplastics it adds to our environment on its way there, and during the manufacturing process, will last ages.

While I was looking into this I learned about another material, PHA, which is much better suited to eco-friendly printing.

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