I will never understand visual humor
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It's Simons cat...
Lot a prudes in this thread.
You can use this to blame cat people, but this is just a class of people obsessed with buttholes and poo. I'm remembering a post a while back where someone had made a little dog bun, and if you pressed down on it, chocolate came out of it's butthole. Nasty.
Edit: Pic is the first thing I got off google typing in 'dog bun you press that has chocolate come out.' Obviously this wasn't the same thing I was talking about but I refuse to search further.
lol, that one was one step too far for me, i could take it until the feces
I want to put food in my mouth. It's okay if the food is shaped in pleasing ways, but there's nothing 'pleasing' to me about tiny assholes or fake poop. Hard. Pass.
Did you see the Spy x Family movie? Why was there a like, 2 minute short in the middle about the God of Poo? The world is strange and inscrutable.
I can explain.
You see, the Imperial Cult of Japan fucked their whole culture in the head for decades and then America dropped two suns on them
So many situations in my life where I've said this same thing.
Humans are messed up.
In other news, I would totally buy a box of those to gift to my family.
They have fireworks that are dog-shaped, but the snake grows out the butt, and there's a follower of some sparkly stuff
It's a weird thing with Japanese culture, have never really understood why they like buttholes and poop so much.
There's an aspect of Japanese folklore called "Shirikodama" or (roughly) "small anus ball", which states that humans have a small ball/organ/jewel in or near the anus where their soul is stored.
This is what inspired the name of "The Dung Eater" in Elden Ring, who would kill people and then "defile their corpse" to ensure their entire bloodline becomes cursed, as well as the Headless from Sekiro, which has a grapple attack where it removes Wolf's soul via the nearby orifice.
So... the prostate? The soul is stored in the prostate? Has anyone told the "pee is stored in the balls" crowd yet?
I assumed this was a joke or there was a lot more to it, but... apparently the Kappa just like to take your butt soul and refuse to elaborate.
The soul is stored in the balls
I draw the line at pompompurin
I just got Hello Kitty Island Adventure and I want to get Pompompurin's Mom and Dad to visit but they need so much stuff I don't have yet!!
Obviously this wasn't the same thing I was talking about but I refuse to search further.
That's exactly the thing you were talking about.
I'm a cat person and I find this gross. And a tad concerning. Just, why?
In fairness, this do be what cats look like from behind.
Same, I don't get why people think animal buttholes are cute.
Am I alone in thinking this is funny? I mean, I wouldn't buy this cookie cutter on its own, but if I bought a collection of cat cookie cutters, I'd definitely use this one too.
That's not "cat people" bruv that's fuckin weirdos
Cat people are fuckin weirdos.
I got 5.
Can confirm I am cat person, I am weirdo.
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Personally I don't think that's okay. Too many, so you won't be able to properly care for them.
Consider that each cat person should get a couple hours of attention every day - how could you find the time for all 5?
Cat people are pretty self-sufficient. Normally food, water and a few cats are all they need, and they'll come to you for attention. If you have two cat people there's a good chance of them forming a bonded pair, too. More than two cat people and they'll often socialise together.
Same here. And I have a cat.
I think. I rarely see her, so I'm not really sure.
I like my cat but I already see more of his butt than I'd like to, so I don't get this obsession either.
I’m a cat people and I don’t understand. That’s awful.
I once went to a party with candy kitty litter… compete with tootsie roll poop. It was weird
Dude, it wasn't candy... We kept trying to stop you but... Well you know how you get when you're on acid. It was fucked you ate like six cat turds before you passed out.
Y'all need to lighten up. Cats love showing their butts. It's funny
3D prints are not food safe.
There is a caveat, but yes: By definition, 3D printed parts should not be considered food safe.
Single-use cookie cutters are generally OK if you don't use them multiple times a day every day.
There are probably minor chemical risks but it wouldn't be in high enough quantities to kill you. There isn't really anything inherently food unsafe with PLA, ABS or PETG.
Bacteria is a much bigger risk during reuse because you can't fully clean the prints between the layer lines and other surface defects. The plastic generally won't survive a proper sanitization process either.
What your own risk tolerance is for plastic additives is up to you. If you do print a cookie cutter, toss it after you are done.
I really don't condone producing single-use 3D prints unless it results in a net reduction of plastic waste for the same end. It would make more sense to 3D print a form to turn a thin strip of steel into a proper food safe and reusable cookie cutter. No waste and you can make as many cookie cutters as you want.
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Also this is a cookie cutter. Usually you bake after which should kill anything the cookie cutter may have left behind.
You can't kill plastic by baking, you just turn it into even worse stuff
Oh you are thinking of plastic going into the food, normally hear people talk about bacteria growing on it.
Some tea bag brands are really proud that they've moved from petroleum based plastic on their bags to PLA.
What the fuck. It's still plastic, guys. There are a few brands that don't have any plastic. You have to look them up brand by brand though.
I'm not super paranoid about plastic, but I have been trying to avoid it a little more. And the biggest place to avoid it is soaking it in near boiling water that I'm about to drink.
Wouldn't a view from the front be better?
Cats don't seem to think so.
I think Japanese culture considers such details to be cute
I'd rather just the cutout. If I wanna subject people to buttholes, I can make them with frosting.
Pompompurin moment
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