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[–] [email protected] 133 points 1 month ago (4 children)

NO STUPID PEOPLE PAST THIS POINT

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 month ago

That's why they're standing outside.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yep, that’s how we got here.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Good thing they are before this point

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)

Okay but... are we gonna make fun of them for this? No, seriously, if they're happy and nobody's being hurt, what does it matter to any of us what they're doing? ~~Besides the sign, I mean.~~

[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Also, there isn't even a way to tell if this is real. Sure, it could be, but chances are high someone took a picture of a couple that look kind of "white trash" from who knows where, and just used it to create outrage/superiority-circlejerk-bait.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

That's sort of what I wondered the first time I saw it. There's no real evidence that the caption matches the picture.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Average folks don’t take a pic, edit it to make some text space on top and then write the whole story there. If this was like a Twitter/Facebook post with the text in the post caption then it would be more believable.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh, I thought she was his sister at first.

Gonna be fun for the two sisters raising their kids alone after that dude goes out in a meth lab explosion.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least he'll die doing what he loved.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Their other sister?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

They never outright said that she wasn't.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago

Alright I'm gonna try this hereditary math...

So these kids will have the same dad, making them at least half siblings.

Their moms are sisters making them first cousins.

So what are they like 3/4 siblings...?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Notice how he's not looking at her or at the camera. That's because he's already checking out the third sister.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

"Your mom kinda hot ngl"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

or just making plans to leave permanently

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

You can't blame the man, everyone has a right to go for the hat trick

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

He seems to be looking at the camera

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That hat is approaching triangle

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

I think I’m watching the wrong tiger king episode…

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Were they just kicked out of that establishment behind them?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Hate when my sims come to life

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Did they get kicked out for being stupid?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That guy looks like quite a catch! Congratulations all around!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Im glad DJ Qualls found love

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Love the sign in the background.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Honestly, I was expecting worse from the post seeing at that pic. Oh well, I guess there aren't that many guys in her town, lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this a Florida pic? I feels like a Florida pic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We'll compromise and say Florida panhandle, which is probably generally worse than either :)

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