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Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone blurred a very small part of there of five letters making it impossible to read the word "shit". I was about to shit a fucking brick.

fuck

edit: @[email protected] took the time to edit it to remove the censor, so I changed the image in the post to that. Thanks!

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[–] [email protected] 124 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lol that's a good one, I might steal it.

Also:

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lol this is f*nny. Fuckin h*rmonicas.

Edit: my asterisks italicized the thing, whoops lol

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

To your comment: not only that, it's a censor of an already censored curse word, "fkn" of course meaning fucking. This is one of the more egregious censors I've ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's censored because a very specific country from which a lot of social media comes from has been created by puritans. Which even centuries later, has people repressing such basic things as sex, cursewords, nudity. Including text / graphical filters that will bury your content and show it to noone, if you don't do it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bro this started in TikTok which is decidedly Chinese and not Puritan. Though it can be puritanical in the broadest sense.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe it actually said fun instead of fkn

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey! You can't say that word

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (6 children)

What is the optimum angle to secure such a device for the maximum result? Asking for science.

Also, I wouldn't ever glue/tie/epoxy one of these. I'd do four in various places.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You don't want optimum because then it sounds like a harmonica.

Edit: sorry, fucking harmonica.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hot-glue some of the holes so they each play a different chord. Maybe some kind of flexible barrier in front could redirect airflow until the vehicle picks up speed so some or all will stay quiet initially.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

According to the aerodynamics, the front of the vehicle undercarriage would have the highest velocity, decreasing until about the bed where it jumps up slightly and goes back down.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's a fin harmonica? Is that one dolphins can play?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

It's a fβ–ˆn harmonica. The rectangle is part of the brand name. Check out https://www.fnharmonica.com/en

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Wow! They made a harmonica model for Rick Astley to use? I have to click this link now!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It's very handy that some clients embed the harmonica photos and I don't need to open URLs

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

CUNT! FUCK!

I hate self censorship

[–] Case 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Anybody have a pic of the underside of a Cybertruck? Need to scope out a place with airflow but limited visibility.

There is at least one asshole in my general area who needs a come-uppance.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Unfortunately seems pretty flat, if I recall correctly the bottom of the truck is the battery module

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Just get a couple neodymium magnets. Hot glue them to the harmonica ahead of time for quick deployment.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Glue it, they're not going to look themselves

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even the undercarriage looks like it hasn't fully loaded into the environment.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I've had to bring this up elsewhere, but could we please stop making and reposting unnecessarily censored memes? The obscured word here is 'FKN', not even 'fucking'. This isn't Tiktok, these alterations are kind of gratuitous...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I edited the post, thanks for taking the time to Photoshop this!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always find it funny how cursing used to be "contrary to polite speech", and in doing so you were asserting your freedom of speech.

But now, on the internet, self-censorship is considered "uncouth", freedom of expression be damned. So now you will be attacked if you say "I'll F*%Kin talk however the f$$k I wan't Sh*thead!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (5 children)

that's kinda disingenous, the thing about censorship is that it's inherently submitting to a higher authority, which for obvious reasons people have started realizing fucking sucks actually.

censoring yourself is giving power to the platforms and people who want to run our lives and make people suffer for their own profit.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I’m so depressed I want to self harmonica now. Maybe even Kermit sewer slide.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why they censor the word fun

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Because we cant have it anymore.
OBEY. WORK. DIE.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Voluntary censorship is just so weird to me... Like, people died so you could speak freely, and yet you censor fkn... Wow.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

nah it's just a f-u-n harmonica and some of us don't like that.

but fkn is already a way to censor fucking, which is what's f*nny about it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

bro someone censored my censorship

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. ThatΒ removedΒ didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone blurred a very small part of there of five letters making it impossible to read the word "shit". I was about to shit a fucking brick.

fuck

Looks like censoring fuck caused too much trouble on my instance. What was the word that got censored?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't have any harmonicas, would this work with a trombone?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I'll have to try this with a coworker's. He was also auto tech, so it'll have to be hidden well...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

God damn WhistlinDiesel and his truck antics

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I should print an adapter to route some of the intake charge through a harmonica...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (5 children)

But that's only blocking like 1 letter.... What swear word could it be?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Probably a censor of an abbreviation fkn

The world needs a cleanse

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Jokes on them, my daily driver is a Junkers JU-87 Stuka.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can’t comprehend how people think that someone choosing to sensor a curse word is the most egregious thing since the first Nakba.

Who gives a fuck. Some people like to swear and others don’t, the horror.

I would say that with the copy pasta, swearing kind of loses its potency when overused to that extent.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (12 children)

You might be overlooking the undertone of sarcasm in the complaints. No one is actually truly mad or anything, more humorously cynical of it.

I think most of it stems from how half-assed the censorship usually is along with the relative pointlessness considering how common explicit words are on the internet

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