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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man I LOVED this game as a kid!

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What do you mean "as a kid"? Cut The Rope is only... oh no

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Never reflect on how long ago something was, it is almost always a slap in the face ;)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Nah, I just finished playing Ocarina of Time a few days... wee... ye... decades ago. Fuck...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Played it when I was 10 or so. Now people my age have kids. Not me, but quite a few friends.

Don't worry, I feel just as ancient

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why is the meme censored into illegibility?

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This game is primarily aimed at kids, so it probably wouldn't be a great look to be have that word on a post by their official twitter account.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Why make the post then?

To be honest, the level of self-censorship on social media is giving me serious dictatorship vibes.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago

Come on, this is just a joke adults will understand while children will not. If you think double entendres are censorship, I don't know what to tell you.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I love you.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

serious dictatorship vibes.

Okay you gotta broaden your horizons, at least a little bit

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I cringe so hard when first worlders say dumb shit like this.

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IS LIVING UNDER A DICTATORSHIP

literally in living memory of my parents, my grandparent had to hide, from the military for days, if they found him, he may as well be dead, people weren't allowed to even hint at an opinion, so many people disappeared without a trace, many were tortured, fkers literally trained a dog to r*pe, not to mention all the political exiles, this were kinds regular people, lawyers, doctors, teachers, random dudes that happened to be left leaning too publicly, like how TF not saying porn in the acc. for a children's game is dictatorial?

Uuuuuuuhhhhb fck, reading things like this in feddit over and over annoys me to no end.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Counterpoint, let's get up in arms and freak out about dictators way before they train a dog to rape us

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The joke would be less funny without the blur. The reason he can't go to the first one is violence. The reason he can't go to the second is that it's inappropriate for it's age. And blurring out inappropriate things is how we handle them online.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

please touch even a single blade of grass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ootl, what's the censored collab?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

And that would be hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It seems so obvious now.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

looks like pornhub

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Based on the letters and the things face, I would guess pornhub

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It streams on Pleebo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

they rebranded

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Cut the rope was a great game. If this is from the company behind them then I applaud how they're handing trolling

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Om Nom is so cute

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Cut the Rope × shibari.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

With a long, strong, flexible tongue and a reputation for eating things, one of those collaborations basically writes itself.

I was talking about his mechanics in Brawl Stars, what were you thinking about, sicko?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Corkscrew Tongue Dildo Carnage

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

considering that there are just straight up gaming videos on pornhub, it's not necessarily that weird

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Jokes on Om Nom, Rule 34 exists.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's wrong with Brawl Stars?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Cut the Rope + A Webbing Journey

Would go together like Shrimp and Grits.