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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 14 hours ago

that's not a "street gang" it's called mutual aid. This is a really inspiring story. We keep us safe.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Which board are these short stories usually on?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I was once like you, went on 4chan and it was full of porn and racists. There's no one specific board for this, you have to sift through the endless garbage to find these stories.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

Which is why these gain traction on link aggregators, because someone else did the hard work of sifting through the crap.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

We can't tell you because then you'll go there and we can't have that on our conscience.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

if only all the greentexts were so wholesome as this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

Dunno if there's a new one for these but they generally are on /b/ or any of the other ones that are related to the subject matter i.e. cooking or anime

[–] [email protected] 27 points 21 hours ago

The golden age of capitalism: False scarcity and criminalized benevolence.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 22 hours ago

You showed them humanity when most of the world doesn't. Of course they have your back.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago

I guess this is mutual aid. More like food rescue.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did I just read a good greentext ?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Don't forget it's fake (anon doesn't have a job) and gay (anon is dreaming about having a gang of homeless guys around him)

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wholesome greentext. OP is based.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Yeah, except he thinks this is a gang instead of just what happens when people respect each other in society and work together.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago

Mutual aid in a nutshell.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

Socialism in a nutshell:

[–] [email protected] 12 points 23 hours ago

How to start a mafia with zero $

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Spenden ist btw donate, nicht spend ^^

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

Freudscher, uh, slipper?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

He's Morpheus from john Wick

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

The Bear

Richie is the guy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

He has eyes everywhere