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Whitey McCracker

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Wyatt Yankstrash

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Midley Plainwest - "Slytherin" the sorting hat said with a drawl.

EDIT: "Ah dangit theres a snake on my robe!"

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Kimchi Chong

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nah first name would probably be Sori

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

User name does not check out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

It's not out of fear, it's a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.

Or, you know some other gay shit....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Righty Racous not Nonbinaerus what a fucky I hate her mindus

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Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.

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Wright Devil

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Cornshucker MacWoodshoe

Wait she's British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden

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Tina Cracker.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Klaus Schnitzel

Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler

[–] [email protected] 61 points 15 hours ago (6 children)

I'm white so she wouldn't base my name on ethnicity, she'd probably go with Tr*nny Girlman

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Or Amanda Richardson

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I don’t get it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago

literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

she actually did that for the "trans" character in the Hogwarts game.

Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not native English and I don't know enough gay lingo. What's wrong with Sirona Ryan? Need answers so I can laugh with you guys

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

"Sir" is in her first name, and her last name is also a boy name.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

Thank you. That kicked out "My Shirona" whenever I read the name.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.

A little on the nose like Ron Weasly's dirt.

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Palid McHaggis, hoots, mon, och aye the noo!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Downvote away, but fuck this bitch and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago

Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she'd call you in another dumb drunk tweet)

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Spickus spokus

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Mudbob Laqueefastien

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Methany Peckerwood

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Potatrick Tuberman

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