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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

The sun eh?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago

Their bosses booked the team into the Motel Mo.om in the Italian city of Milan but had confused it with the nearby Mo.om Hotel.

I mean, come on... It's like they want people to end up there by accident.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

"Hey Girl. Do you know why we call it the 'cockpit'?"

[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I just checked these on the map. If it’s the same one in the article they are the same building complex. It would be super easy to book the wrong one, it’s not like they’re across town from each other. They’re part of the same “storefront”.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I found the Motel mo. om web site. It seems to belong to Mo. om hotels...

The article stinks like a publicity stunt. And while the Motel is sex themed and has hourly rates, it looks nice.

Go to https://www.motelmoom.com/

Click on contatti

Oooh, [email protected]

It's just a sex themed part of the hotel in less prude Italy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn...

[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Their bosses booked the team into the Motel Mo.om in the Italian city of Milan but had confused it with the nearby Mo.om Hotel.

I'm surprised that two hotels in the same area are allowed to have essentially the same name.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

If you check out the motel's web page, they even share the email address.

"Ooh, our normal rooms are overbooked, would you mind one of our sex themed rooms?"

That's the most simple explanation.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

One is a hotel, while the other is a motel.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The last one is a holiday inn

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

If your flight attendant starts acting up, then you take her friend

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Is this a test?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean if you were in charge of that kind of thing wouldn't you leave it this way on purpose just for the fun of it?

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[–] [email protected] 164 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Someone hook this guy up with Er Nasir.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Came looking for copper. Found contempt.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I mean, who hasn’t accidentally been booked into a sex dungeon and kept awake by a 24-hour orgy?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

There's nothing worse than a Tuesday.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That article is everything what I expect from the sun...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Fuckin' hot, right?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

If I was responsible for the safety and wellbeing of a flying tube with 200 people in it, I would absolutely be pissed about not being able to get a proper rest.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

The snaggle-toothed, inbred, crumpet-eaters complain that there are too many Spaniards in Spain when they're on holiday. They would complain about people complaining about how much they complain, if they could.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they're just quoting the other article.

https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Works for me. The sun can get fucked

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 days ago

Honey it was awful. I'm so exhausted, I couldn't sleep a wink in that horrible place. I went to use the bathroom and like 12 different people tried to felate me. Terrible, just terrible.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 2 days ago (2 children)

God, that article was awful to read with The Sun pushing other articles between every damn paragraph.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The Sun is an insult to the craft of journalism and should not be posted anywhere

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The Onion should start a sister news outlet called "The Moon" that just parodies The Sun.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought the sun was a parody site

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Nope it's Murdock's prime method of inception for the lowest common denominator of the UK's working class, aside from Liverpool because they blamed the crowd for the Hillsborough disaster and therefore you won't find a copy of it sold in that city.

That's not an exaduration, it literally has tits on Page 3 (except on Sundays), regularly publishes the most outlandish celebrity gossip stories, and you'd be better informed by reading the shit smears on your used toilet paper.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

 He estimated in 2014 that Liverpool's boycott of The Sun had cost its owners £15 million per month since the disaster, in 1989 prices.

Heartwarming

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Sure they did

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Show of hands.

Who here thinks this was actually an accident?

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Oh, boo fucking hoe

Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

I respect owning the funny typo.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why does this never happen to me?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

"Hey honey, sorry about the late night call. I just wanted to check in to say I love you.

Hey, on an unrelated note, there is an orgy happening in my room. Like 13 people have DEMANDED to suck my dick since I checked in. And so far 3 women have had strapons. You know I can't last here! You KNOW how easily I submit to strong women with strapons! Ok, love you byeeeeee, mistress chloe is calling from down the hall...."

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's so many jokes here... where to start...

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Around day three, things get a bit hallucinaty. Sometimes you gotta take a disco nap to keep fresh

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

I mean... If they could sleep through that... 🫡

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At least 12 staff were made to stay in the seedy hub, which boasts a vagina-shaped spa bath.

What fragrances were available?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Gwenith Paltrow enters the chat.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"I can't fly the plane today, someone was doing some flogging and puppy play in the next room all night long, and the barking and screaming kept me up".

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