this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2025
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone has to have done some kind of project where they pulled data for how much porn there is of each Pokémon.

I want to see a graph.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Pokémon are classified different than animals in the Pokémon world, so it's not technically bestiality to fuck your vaporion.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

acting as though pokemon isnt full of absolute baddies of legal age

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago

Lol father juice

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d--ks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Your right it's 2025 we should upgrade from fish cat to bdsm cat.

BRING OUT THE SYLVEON BOIS WE PARTYING LIKE ITS 2025 IN HERE.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Love this copypasta

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

no i didn't

and i regret knowing

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I've stumbled across porn of both of these

[–] [email protected] 87 points 3 days ago

"Stumbled across" yeah

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (2 children)

God is dead and we killed him

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

But at what cost?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Help me step bro I’m stuck in the washing machine!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (3 children)

How about this 10-yr old girl animal?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I agree.

But I had to suffer through the thought so now you do too.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

now that's a homie I'd share some cheese with

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Boop

Keep her away from those pokemon freaks

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Would've worked a lot better if you had used one of the pokemon that actually looks like an animal instead of a ripped dude with claws.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I didn't choose it, all my posts are stolen

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ran a quick check. Expected more tbh (slightly nsfw)

Tap for spoiler

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Search Gardevoir

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As a pokemon hater, teehee.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Poke- hater since waaay back 🦾🦾🦾

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

And the gross joke is, this meme is meant to be asking grown adults.