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I can fix her (lemmynsfw.com)
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[-] [email protected] 105 points 2 weeks ago

"I can fix her"?

She can break me.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Twice this year, it's a him but yes. They make borderline in boys too.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Let him go. Folks all the way on bpd bullshit just leave you wrecked until you decide to stay away. Maybe he'll get better, I've had respected friends and partners who did, but it ain't worth waiting for and being broken over and over in the meantime

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Both are fun. Then we can do a crazy ex girlfriend off.

(I will win)

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[-] [email protected] 66 points 2 weeks ago

She's probably going to need a good lay after that one.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

As if she didn't get laid in the psych ward.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

There's not generally a bounty of desirable dick in the psych ward, trust me

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

In my experience the patient's desire is not a factor.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Some women do things together in their rooms between check-ins though.

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[-] [email protected] 65 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I once dated a girl for a while but we stopped dating because she was just too BPD for me to handle. The passion & sex were great, but the mood swings, lies, paranoia, etc. were just too much.

We remained friends though for a very long time. Went our separate ways but were always in touch. Eventually she got into drugs & dating real bad dudes, and I tried to get her to get a grip and stop the drugs & ruining her life. She ghosted me. Eventually she responded (or rather her boyfriend did) that she was in a psych ward for rehab. Our friendship resumed when she got out.

A year later she died. I met her family at the funeral, befriended them. One day I mentioned her psych ward stay. Her mom said she was never in a psych ward. She pulled up texts on her phone from the date range when she allegedly was in the ward.

The whole thing was a sham. She told me she was in the psych ward / rehab to get me off her back. The txt from her bf was just her.

I miss my friend dearly, but finding that out broke my heart.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sorry she couldn't accept your help. You have to forgive yourself. Some people cannot be saved.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Working as a nurse in acute psychiatric care, I can tell you the comparative normality of non-psychiatric-patients is easily overestimated. No need to stigmatize those in need of little help now and then. We all do.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

aww, you with in a cute psychiatric care

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

How about not putting your dick in crazy?

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago

crazy people need dick too

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

But do they deserve dick, is the question.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

One of the medical clinic nurses at the state Psych hospital I worked at would give any patient a condom if they asked and not tell anyone. Like. It was known to administration and it was one of her official responsibilities to do so, but she would not reveal who she gave them to or keep any records. We would absolutely stop them if we caught them but you can't always catch people before they make a wholeass new person.

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago

Stfu mentally ill people deserve affection as much as anyone.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

As a mentally ill dude I would like to trade the disgusting affection for a 1991 Fiat Polski.

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

They do fuck pretty good. It's like holding a tiger by the tail. In one instance the tiger is sure to like it. Right?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I mean you're right if you vibe with similar crazy but that withdrawal and collateral damage....ouch.

-even if you don't vibe it's going to be amazing

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Look at you, trying to force "common sense" into people. How "admirable".

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think you understand the demographics of a psych ward. When I went (technically a pediatric one) it was 50% people who self harm and got caught, 30% people who are depressed and it got too bad, 10% overdoses, and only 10% 'crazy' people

a lot game from disadvantaged backgrounds and just didn't have the best start with abusive parents and shit and take it out on themselves. They just need stability and care, care that a significant other could give.
I guess I could be put into this category too.

the 'crazy' people were chill, they just talked to themselves and saw stuff sometimes. They're not like.. mean.

the 'crazy' people that you are probably thinking of aren't the ones who go to the psych ward. They say that they're normal and blame others for their issues. They're the ones who don't want to be associated with people with depression and bipolar syndrome so they don't seek treatment for it and get WAY worse than if they went to therapy instead of drugs.

It's also worth noting that the 'crazy' people you're thinking of aren't past saving. They need help too. They probably started off with a bad background and weren't taught how to take accountability and coping techniques. It's just really, REALLY difficult to admit you need help and to go through the process of getting it.

People do recover and should be given assistance, assistance that the American system doesn't give.

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago

Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Men love BPD chicks because we'll be obsessed with them and could suck the paint off a trailer hitch but they act all shocked when they realize they need Steve Irwin level animal handling skill to not get their face chewed off and that they might just get speared to death anyway. My guy, do you want to live life on the edge or not?

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Girls with grippy socks give the best ~~blowjobs~~ footjobs.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

This is how you become the ghost.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

Lol, this literally happened to me once.

Long story short, a girl I knew but always figured was way out of my league expressed interest in me. We quickly started dating, I thought I was the luckiest guy in the world. A few weeks go by and she just ghosts me. Nothing for weeks, I was going nuts. Finally I get a message from her, she had checked herself into the psych ward, and wound up hooking up with one of the staff while she was there.

Dodged a real one there...

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago

Hooking up with one of the staff? Yikes

I don't deny that you may have dodged a bullet, but I feel like the staff of a psych ward hooking up with patients is hella fucked up. Even if both people are adults, I think consent in that context is pretty dubious.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

wholeheartedly agree. I was but 19 years old though and less wise in the ways of the world. I occasionally try to look her up but have had no luck, I really hope she turned out ok. Been decades though.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Hey baby, can I interest you an a folie à deux? 😉

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

God that movie sucked ass.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I know, and it ruined a perfectly good psychoanalytical term, too.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There are enough for everyone: https://cagedladies.com/

A lot of normal women who got into trouble, but also some crazy ones.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking sliding doors moment right here, reading this comment is the proximate cause of my eventual murder and dismemberment by a big tiddy jailbird gf.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Many years ago I responded to one of these inmate pen-pal things. I did it because Susan Smith, the woman who pushed her car into a lake with her small kids in it, was one of the people on the pen-pal list. I wrote a letter, but got a boiler plate response from the prison about her no longer being on the pen-pal project due to an over whelming response.

I remember the profile she had though, discussing how she loved rainbows, and mini mouse

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

I got phone time when I was in the psychiatric hospital…

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I just had my phone the whole time. It turns out that completely cutting people off from their support network doesn't promote mental wellbeing.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Started dating a girl with bpd and have never been so excited yet so confused, my life is fucked now i think but she's super hot so whatever

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

She just called me to say she loves me then she called me an asshole and hung up

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

thanks for the update

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Don't bother. She's already perfect.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Psych ward is always best enjoyed together. Good for You.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago
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