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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You do not eat pizza etc. outside of summer...? What?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Everyone has at least one friend who's just got a traditional wood fire pizza oven and is insisting on using it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I did not have this friend, so I had to become this friend.

Sadly, I still have no friends to share it with :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I feel like if your pizza oven didn't come from "The Middle Of Lidl", you're not really experiencing the fundamental pizza oven culture.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We need a meetup app by appliances …. I have a smoker and need someone to share it with. My favorite is a 15# pork shoulder from Costco, but it might be a little excessive for one person

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I do have a wood fired oven, but it's inside. So homemade pizza is a winter only thing. But takeout pizza is year round.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

One day this guy is going to learn about salads, and I bet that will be exciting for him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Veggie Dino nuggets all year round

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Who tf eats fast food in summer when there's plenty of real food? You have the rest of the year for eating pizza

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Pineapple slices are like donut shape substitution for the summer so you don't miss out on that shape

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You hang your hot dog on the wall?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

You don't? The fuck do you live

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

10/10 no notes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I don’t know, the curry I made this past week was outstanding

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I never considered December to be Autumn