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[–] [email protected] 1 points 42 minutes ago

I usually name my online game characters "Dixie Normus" and always play as a female character.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 58 minutes ago

Dickish World.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

FrenchEnglishFish, Cumuffins, Organic-CPU. All user names of my boyfriend

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Definitely not mine. First, too many people don't actually pay attention to realize it's not "fuck" and surprisingly too few people get the joke considering Lemmy is so Linux crazy. But most frustratingly, people just assume I'm an asshole because of it and then treat me like I am. Sometimes I really regret it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

I remember a guild called Two Maidens and Chalice. Can’t remember the game, but t’was funny.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Ran across a Hunter back in my WoW days named Bowjob. Had a good laugh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Slimey Slime McSlimington, from a page of this sources back in the old Internet. For additional reference "twink" used to refer to a tabletop RPG munchkin or power gamer; not the, uh, not the other thing.

As far as I've seen it's the oldest example of the "namey mcname" joke out there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Back when I was playing World of Tanks, there were plenty of quite interesting nicknames. Unfortunately, most I remember were in my non-english language, but there were some international like Hairy Spotter, IPutTheFunInFuneral or 10InchInColdWater.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

Right back at ya.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

League of legends player named Fizz on my Jayce. Crass but clever.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago

JeffBoyardee

[–] [email protected] 26 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

To this day, I remember from probably twenty years ago or more seeing something on SomethingAwful that included the name “HPHovercraft” and it’s just the greatest. I’ll never forget it.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 17 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 minutes ago

Yours was the first I thought of after reading the question…

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Kind of similar to your own, there.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 16 hours ago

No theirs has humor, class and sophistication.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Unless you are specifying a mailto link, you need to preface the username with @ to mention them, i.e @[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 18 points 16 hours ago

Thanks.

I was attempting to say the name without mentioning them directly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

It took me entirely too long to catch the gag in @[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 24 points 16 hours ago

My brother, when he was playing Overwatch back then, was killed by someone called Kim Jong Skillz

[–] [email protected] 24 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I think the first person to use an obfuscated name like lIiḷ|ḷiIl was pretty clever.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

This has me really curious about the most obfuscated, ambiguous/difficult/problematic possible usernames both for security/privacy and interesting anomalies in general.
Feel like one could make a whole book on this -- please send any resources that could shed insight if possible

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if you can break copy-paste by mixing in similar looking characters from a right-to-left language.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Actually a security concern for the web: IDN homograph attack

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Iirc this was also an issue for hacks on the computer as well. Something about naming it pdf but it was actually an exe because they used right to left. Something like that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Iirc this was also an issue for hacks on the computer as well. Something about naming it pdf but it was actually an exe because they used right to left. Something like that

[–] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Sounds familiar. I think I saw him in Skyrim a few times.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Hey name sibling!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

For tumblr, that username is cute. For LinkedIn, it would be brilliant.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I think your user name is pretty freaking clever, too. Nice job!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Similarly, quetzaldilla.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (4 children)

Yours is pretty good, actually.

Most names I see here are just references or trying to be ultra edgy and offensive (SatansMaggotyCumFart for example). They might be memorable, but I wouldn't say they are creative.

Not many people have puns or even well done portmanteaus for usernames. 😔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Mine's not clever, just an NPC I made for an old GURPS game I ran ages ago that I've since used as my handle online. Frustratingly there's some guy in Italy who claimed it as their Steam name though so that's the one place I couldn't use it lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

FYI: your display name on steam doesn't have to be your login name and it doesn't need to be unique (but if you join a game with someone using the same name, whoever joins last will have a number appended to the end of it). You can change it whenever you want from the edit profile page.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I have seen yours the most. It's not the most creative but it's definitely the most eye catching from all big Lemmy posters.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (6 children)

Would it be more creative knowing the origin?

It's my two dogs' names combined. Loki and Kona. But I also misspelled it and the KOLA should have been a KOLO. KOloNAki.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago

It's definitely fun to know that.

For me creative would be more like when something makes me giggle but only after reading it twice.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago

MaidenOregon is a brilliant play on Made In Oregon

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

That's got to be mine

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago

I_HATE_KNICKERS

there were a lot of funny ones on the Opie and Anthony reddit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Incellio Faggotini

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