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[-] [email protected] 310 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Pinning this post for two days or until whenever I remember to unpin it because I got a report reading "Rule 1—this is not remotely LAMF".

  • It's textbook leopards. This man moved to Russia because he liked the way they eat LGBTQ+ people's faces and was blindsided when his face got eaten.
  • The only thing that isn't funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.
  • Russia is a backwards, imperialist, genocidal septic tank of a country.
  • Die mad.
[-] [email protected] 123 points 1 week ago

die mad

Fuck I love this site so much more than the "you've been permanently banned for inciting violence, and we deleted your comment so you can't know what you said, and furthermore we will not be reviewing any appeal cause we dgaf about users." site

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

All that we are deleting the comment thing really annoys me. They even link your post in the "you have been banned" notice. And it leads to exactly nothing because at the same moment they delete your post. What's the point of linking said post if it's not available any longer. Im advocating violence fairly often, how the hell am I supposed to remember what I got banned for?

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Can we get updates as the months roll on?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Apparently he has already been killed. His family got the standard bag of potatoes

[-] [email protected] 204 points 1 week ago

So he was stupid enough to move to Russia, and she was stupid enough to take her kids and go with him.

As it turns out, being wilfully stupid can be fatal.

[-] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 69 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He already reproduced. At this point natural selection only cares about the fate of his children

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago

Well, looks like the children's fate will also be Russian cannon fodder at this rate...

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[-] [email protected] 157 points 1 week ago

Wow, that's a huge lesson he's learning, you need to do a little research.

“The point of this act for me is to earn a place here in Russia,” he told Russian state media last month. “If I risk myself for our new country, no one will say that I am not a part of it. Unlike migrants in America who come there just like that, do not assimilate, and at the same time want free handouts.”

Undocumented migrants cannot join the U.S. military during peacetime. A program launched by former President George W. Bush allowed such immigrants to seek citizenship by serving in the military, but that pathway was shuttered during President Donald Trump’s first term.

[-] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago

Are the migrants wanting handouts he refers to the ones who are working low paying physical jobs that Americans refuse to do, sending most of that money back to their families still in their native countries? What a bunch of freeloaders. /s

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

More like the women who wouldn't have sex with him for free.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They also don't get any federal handouts. Anything they do get is from state programs in a handful of blue states.

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

So you said that all in Russian right?

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Also, having a service record hasn't stopped ICE one little bit.

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[-] [email protected] 122 points 1 week ago

”It didn’t come as a surprise to me,” she said of his joining the military. “He always spoke so highly of the country, its president, and its people, and he has a strong passion for doing the right thing.

That's a weird way to spell crimes against humanity, but I guess there's that Texan scholastic excellence for you.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

The right thing, killing your fellow man.

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[-] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You have been banned from Lemmy․ml

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

Oh no anyway

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[-] [email protected] 101 points 1 week ago

If you belive LGBTQ media is all it will take to turn you gay then you are already gay.

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[-] [email protected] 86 points 1 week ago

Is it wrong that I hope he gets his ass killed by an American who traveled to Ukraine to join them?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

If he doesn't get killed by an American fighting for Ukraine, he's still going to be under fire from weapons from the US. I bet that feels bad.

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[-] [email protected] 83 points 1 week ago

All that just because he was afraid that he was gonna like sucking cock

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago

He might end up having to do so anyway. Dedovshchina (ritual hazing of Russian army recruits) will happen to him and sexual abuse isn't uncommon.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

... Is the whole country just gay and hiding behind homophobia? Do they just need to learn to accept themselves and each other?

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Heard a quote that sums it up pretty well.

"Everything is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power."-dunno who to attribute this too.

I don't completely agree with that, but I think it sums up some people in the Russian military pretty well.

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[-] [email protected] 73 points 1 week ago

I (Texan) said hi in the parking lot to a coworker I hadn't met before. He proceeded to tell me about how he lived on each of the coasts until those areas one-by-one "went to shit." Then, he explained to me that he had to get away from all the filth that moved in to those areas and that's why he chose to move to Texas. "God, guns, and freedom as far as the eye can see." I truly regretted engaging that man with a simple greeting.

A bad interaction like this shouldn't ruin my day, but I work in public education, which means this guy is integral in supporting our community and raising our children. What has ruined every day for me since that interaction was learning that he works in HR. I'm so fucking dreading this upcoming school year.

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[-] [email protected] 66 points 1 week ago

Huffman, a native Texan, brought his wife, three daughters, and their family Husky, “Baby,” with him to Russia. The couple also has three sons from prior marriages who opted to remain in the United States.

The 3 sons are smarter that mom and dad. I hope mom wises up fast enough to get the daughters out. Dad is not long for this world.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Right? Even before the move, keeping a husky in Texas weather is cruel

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[-] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago

Now, if more MAGA would go to Russia, that be great.

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[-] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago

Excellent use of a Texan, especially one infected with the broke mind virus.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago

Well, I'm glad he's safe from the gays.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not necessarily. LGBTQ people serve openly in the Ukrainian military, and while they lack some basic legal protections, LGBTQ rights advocacy has been growing steadily in Ukraine during the war.

He may be in far more danger from “the gays” than ever before.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Oh no, how terrible for him. We should send him bright shirts that say "not gay" to wear in combat so there's no confusion.

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[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago

My entire family just laughed our asses off at this. For real, we're all hanging out in the living room.

I moved my family away from MAGAt hell last year due fear for their lives.

I hope a Ukraninan drone drops a grenade on top of him and he dies screaming while he tries to hold his guts in.

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[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago

May your corpse feed a few sunflowers on the land you're invading. Nazi piece of shit.

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[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago

He gets to die fighting for what he believes in--Oligarchs that don't give two shits about LGBTQ or him and his family because they're all poors.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

it sounds like this guy has a pattern of behavior being easily-duped.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Certified Idiot.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

I hope more magas follow this success story

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