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[–] [email protected] 112 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Sits at the computer, opens mail app… Anyways, let’s first check Lemmy. Oh! A post that describes exactly what I’m doing! I’ll just reply to it first then I’ll do the email.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, it's been almost 20 minutes, whatcha up to now?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My wife is the best!!!!!!!!!!!! I did write it in google docs. But I can’t send it somehow.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Thanks for reminding me!

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I used to do IT Support in a 24h call centre and I did the night shift regularly.

I would get more work done than any other four employees in a shift by listening to 160bpm techno and smashing energy drinks all night.

Those seemingly endless hours of absolute hyperfocus and flow are something I miss.

I also hated the job but I fucking love problem solving and still miss it, despite not missing the pay rate!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel this. I used to have a job that involved popping difficult problems off the ‘hard problem’ queue, solving them and moving on. No one bothered me, I knew the set up and all was good. But it didn’t pay well, and now I manage people who get to have all the fun while I chase 30 minutes of focus in an 8 hour day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can I ask what you do for a job?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I look after the strategy team for the CISO of a financial services company. I do enjoy my job, but I’ve swapped debugging IT systems for debugging organisational systems, and there’s a frustrating amount of baggage (financial reporting, process reporting, people managment) that you have to carry to get to that table.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

y'all really do be brute forcing life aren't'cha

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Better to brute force it than to be stuck trying to figure out the 'smart way'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Without medication is there another way? I feel like my whole life up until now has been the brute force method.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I used to manage a rock club, and practically lived on energy drinks and takeaways. It's only the last few years that I've found out that I've almost certainly got ADHD, and every now and then a meme like this will pop up and give me an 'Oh yeah!' moment 😁

At one point I was working a five hour shift in the afternoon, fetching and carrying crates and beer barrels, going home for a few hours, then going back for another six to eight hours depending on the night. That was at least three days a week with a nine hour Saturday night shift on top. My dumb ass thought it was normal 🙈

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

This is no exaggeration. I use caffeine medicinally too. And very selectively. Like once every few months for only urgent situations. Caffeine has a powerful therapeutic effect on me but unfortunately builds up tolerance quickly and becomes useless and addictive so I use it selectively and rarely but grateful it's an option once in a while.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I do the same. Except it’s Nordic deth metal; somehow it hacks my brain into finishing the report, or code, or email that I didn’t really want to write.

I save the techno for my happy-place deep-coding zone.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do other au/dhd also hate emails? I fucking hate emails but I felt like it was just me.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better than phone calls, ha ha

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Amen.

I don't "like" emails, but at least I have time to really think about how I'm phrasing things, and will have a written record record I can refer to later when my brain purges all the important work stuff to make room for things that are more interesting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I hate emails too. The life hack is to go for a walk, have your brain subconsciously mull over what it wants to say, and then have your phone on the ready when the words come to you. I have several half-writtwn emails and posts sitting on my phone from when I've been on a walk.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's got to be above 120 BPM for me. I suggest UK Grime when you have gotten bored of EDM/Techno. Grime standard is 140 BPM. And British rappers are almost adorable in their lyrics compared to American rap.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I might be dating myself with this, but the best hyperfocus music for me is the song GAK Bitch - By the shizit. Also audio jihad, 32-bit whore, and some others. But mainly gak bitch!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forget the alcohol to lower the stress barrier, when the message is super important.:-D

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, sleep deprivation is the way to go

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

por queue no los dos? :-P

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The soundtrack of the first Unreal Tournament game by Michiel van den Bos and Alexander Brandon get my super focused. Especially Forgone Destruction I can get a flow lasting hours with that.

[–] Case 1 points 1 year ago

I really need to find the Quake 3 Rocket Arena (a mod) soundtrack.

That playlist was my getting shit done tunes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

caffeine makes me sleepy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Nightcore for me, regular high bpm stuff wasn't working for me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yes they are.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oooof. This one hit REALLY close to home.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Wait.... Caffeine drinks, like coffee an energy drinks, have always made me sleepy and I've always had that attributed to my ADHD. Is that a possibility or have I been mislead?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

For me it's got to be Colin stetson, Steve Reich or music for plants

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This works for bpd / bipolar (not sure which yet) manic episodes too.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

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