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The hole is obviously more fragrant but thats pretty damn intimate for someone you probably dislike or want to be vindickated by

I always sorta interpreted it as a quick "peck on the cheek" πŸ‘πŸ¦β€β¬›

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How about we start with the cheek and see how we both feel from there.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

...I'm not on my period 🐍

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When you swore fealty to a lord you were made to kiss the ring, so interpret that however you like

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Swear fealty to that Lorussy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is hands-down the most disturbing turn of phrase I've ever had the mixed fortune to encounter lol. Still chuckling at this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Both ringz. While we're on the subject, how much easier and cheaper and sex-positive would engagement be if that was the much-anticipated ring.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The inside of the hole, as far as the tongue will reach.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Leck mich im Arsche

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Junkie-Jesus is a recurring figure in my Life

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always imagined the cheek, but now I don't know ...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's how I always interpreted turning the other cheek tbh...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, normal ass-kissing is the cheek. A true brown-noser, though, takes it too far.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This was also my conjecture, and I'm not brown-nosing ;)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

While kissing someone's ass is almost never appropriate on a first date, it might relate to the "kiss of shame", one of the weird things allegedly performed by witches. See Osculum Infame

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure "ass" originally meant just the hole.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But now we have the word asshole

[–] Worx 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And in 60 years we will have "asshole" and "assholehole"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

assholehole

Thats a medical condition called fissure, Sir

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And in 60 years we will have β€œasshole” and β€œassholehole”

Asshole-amiaaaβ™ͺ

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

yeah, english is dumb.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I think if you're kissing the asshole that qualifies as 'eating' ass, not kissing it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The earliest written occurrence of "lick my ass" in German is from Goethe, 1773. And there it says "But he, tell him that, he can lick me in the arse!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Depends on the context

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

What about β€œkiss my donkey πŸ«β€

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"Pick a spot, Im all ass"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends. Did they say kiss my ass, or kiss my asshole?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Nobody says the latter our side of the pond

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Clever girl