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[–] [email protected] 239 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Dumbass just has it upside down it's actually just LL:6

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ah that make sense . These karma whores i tell ya.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's why you should always include a banana in the picture. Then we can tell if the clock is right side up in relation to the banana.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

In was looking for a small space heater for the bathroom because it gets so cold in the morning. There was one that was a plug in into the outlet kinda like a night light, and had a temperature display. There was a one star review along the lines of

This thing is garbage! It just keeps saying nonsense like 9L! Needs better instructions!

I flipped the photo upside down and...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

LL:6 already! I'm late for my harmonica recital!

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[–] [email protected] 156 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You Americans with your imperial system. 9:77 o'clock is 10:17 in metric. /s

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I see the s, but you have it backwards. 9:77 is clearly metric time, with 100 minutes per hour...

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

OP said Kmart, Kmart is dead in the USA, so the buyer is probably Australian or New Zealander.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (8 children)

or it's a tweet from 10+ years ago

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Also the clock says it's 17 degrees Celsius, although to be fair I think it's established that the clock is unreliable.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Clearly it's set to metric time

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

9.7 kiloseconds for my metric friends

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (6 children)

What are the laws in the US regarding this? In Germany, this clock is clearly defective and must be repaired or replaced or refunded by the vendor at no additional charge.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In most places you can return it back for any reason and without one, if you still have a receipt.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least within a relatively short time period, like 30 or 90 days.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But how do you measure time if the clock is broken?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You count? one mississipi, two mississipi etc

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I don't know if there are laws about it but most places will let you return for store credit at least.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

That clock obviously runs on military time. Easy mistake to make.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

This broken clock never right once!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

This clock is clearly using the galactic alphabet. Buyer should have looked before buying.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

always check the packaging to make sure you're buying a clock that's base 60. Especially from Kmart

[–] NotMaster 17 points 1 year ago

Can confirm my base 60 clock from Kmart says its 42:32pm right now.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Money exchanged hands though, so it accomplished its purpose (of tricking the buyer). :-(

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I hate it so much when people say or write "the wife". Riles me up

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Like it or not "the wife" was a change in language seen as progressive not too long ago because it recognises that a man doesn't own a woman.

What would you prefer "my wife" implying ownership. "A wife" implying a non specific wife of anyone.

Or they name them on social media to avoid mentioning their marital status and ignoring their relationship to them.

I'm genuinely curious how this person should, in your view, refer to the person they've married.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wife is absolutely fine in my books. The same way you can say my friend or my acquaintance or what have you, you can say my spouse/wife/husband/whatever without implying any sort of ownership. My view might be skewed being an ESL, but the same applies to German, Russian, Ukrainian, French, for example, which I speak too. I've never heard people complaining over those usages

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I say either my wife, or the wife is fine.

I've just stated the reason "the wife" exists at all is a reaction against historical patriarchal language.

I've heard different people complain about both and they were always insufferable people trying to nit pick the conversation into a boring place.

Like you!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"my dad"

I do not own him. Wtf is that argument?? It's not a descriptor of ownership but relation.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"No he can't be YOUR dad, he's MY neighbor"
This whole thread's logic is whack.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"My" can, but certainly doesn't always imply ownership. It implies that the qualifier for person B in the sentence is applied to their relationship to me, person A.

My banker, my hairdresser, my dentist, my accountant, my contractor, my neighbor, my boss, my elected official, etc.

Probably not at all on you, here, but this is a good example of "exaggerated progressivism" or fake-woke/politically correct speech. It weakens the credibility of the progressive movement and gives conservatives silly exaggerations to point to and mock, when this kind of stuff emerges.

Just my 2 cents!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

My banker, my hairdresser, my dentist, my accountant, my contractor, my neighbor, my boss, my elected official, etc.

Why do you have slaves? /s

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I prefer the ole ball and chain. /s

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The minister of war and finance.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

We converted to decimal time.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's obviously Fri Apr 24 1970 02:22:39 GMT+0000 in Unix time.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

It's upside down. The time is LL:6.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The clock in my car says that the year is 2165. Sometimes it corrects itself to the right year after a while, sometimes it doesn't. 🤷‍♀️

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

All y'all guessing this is Australia are correct, dude's got it listed on his profile. https://twitter.com/Sheeds1984 This is also his pinned tweet, he's probably enjoying the fame.

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