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[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 129 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

Everyone needs to put the toilet seat down. Flushing with the lid up is committing biological warfare on yourself and everything else in the bathroom.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But watching with great satisfaction as your turd circles down the toilet is one of life's great joys.

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not only that, peeing sitting down is easier and more relaxing for men.

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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 105 points 1 year ago (4 children)

close the lid.

now everybody has to adjust the toilet before using it.

[–] Eranziel@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, close the lid because that's how you avoid coating everything in the room with a film of urine and feces. Open toilets are disgusting.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

i mean, that too. that's the excuse i give when people demand to know why I always "fucking" close the "goddamn" lid :3

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Also, then stuff can't accidentally fall into the toilet

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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Closing the lid so the toilet pipe ghost doesn't come out

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[–] Guajojo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 82 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Me, an alpha male sitting down to pee and closing the lid afterwards: what are you talking about you degenerates

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lower the lid before you flush. Aerosolized poop and pee is a thing.

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[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago

It's probably an American problem.

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[–] SubjectivelyGood@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  1. Men, women, and everyone in between and between all sit at some point when using the toilet.
  2. It's unsanitary to flush with the lid up.
[–] Fish@midwest.social 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

It doesn't make any difference if you flush with the lid up. Poop particles will still go everywhere, even if the lid is down. There was a study on it that came out earlier this year.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 year ago

Yep, mathematically people sit more often than stand when using a toilet.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Men, women, and everyone in between and between all sit at some point when using the toilet.

The most efficient thing to do is leave the toilet seat the way it is when you're done. Minimal effort.

The most fair thing to do, oddly, is to leave the seat in the opposite position it was when you got there; everybody flips it once, it may be before or after you use it. Fair.

It's unsanitary to flush with the lid up.

I'm in this camp though, so it's always left down.

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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you aren't putting not just the seat but also the lid down, you're just spraying your house with piss and shit particles.

Close the lid before flushing, you uncouth animals

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And what if I want poop particles around my house huh? When was the last time you asked me

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Fair point. Hey !PatFussy, do you want disgusting shit particles flying all over your house?

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do thanks. I like to keep a nice gloss of poo coating every inch of my bathroom. Is this not normal?

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[–] nifty@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But wait tho, does that mean some people never flush while they’re on the toilet? Like they keep sitting there in the poo smell? Unless you’re passing deer pellets and their presence underneath doesn’t begin to haunt your soul, you need to flush while you’re sitting there and not quite done.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How much time are you spending on the toilet that it becomes a problem?

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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Well yes but presumably your own ass is doing the job of blocking shit-spray in those scenarios

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i sit down because I'm an adult and clean my own toilet. Standing is gross.

[–] PilferJynx@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Yeah it's way more work to have to clean up unless you don't mind your bathroom smelling of piss.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 year ago

We both put the lid down after we're done

[–] Fuctangle@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

For anyone that thinks about shit plumes: Iirc last time I heard it mentioned and looked at the study, it was based on public restrooms with high pressure flushing mechanisms, not the slow flush tank dump I think most people have at home. If it sounds loud and splashy, maybe a shit plume, if it's a sploosh swirl blub blub, prolly not a shit plume. Pouring water on shit doesn't really aerosolize it, power washing it does.

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wife does this, no lie. Took me awhile to figure out why the lid was always up after she moved in.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

You made a good choice

[–] TheFrirish@jlai.lu 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

I pee with the toilet seat down for extra difficulty

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[–] Lizardking27@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Close the fucking toilet you heathens. All of you.

[–] whome@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think women should start pissing standing so my fellow fragile penis owner, who think standing while pissing is the only option, learn how filthy a toilet gets if you don't put your parts in the bowl.

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Close the lid so the cat doesn't drink/fall in?

If it's a problem from there, it's not a battle of "who needs the seat in what configuration," it's a battle of "who deserves to touch the icky parts and who deserves the icky parts touched for them" at which point we're through.

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I've started reflexively putting the seat and lid down because otherwise my toddler will put whatever he can in the toilet.

[–] Pinecone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

#1 step is to get a slow closing lid and seat. That will solve all arguments

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

it's the middle of the night and the house is silent. You finish your business and in your sleepiness know that you have to put the seat and lid down because you don't want all that bacteria on your toothbrush, your towel, your clothes. So you turn around grab the lid and

#SLAM

you whisper "fuck"

your baby is crying and your wife is awake. You're not going back to sleep

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[–] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The difference is that if I forget to put the toilet seat down, she can fall in.

Vs if she forgets to put the seat up, I just pee all over the toilet seat.

[–] esc27@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never understood this... are people just blindly launching their butts at toilets? Are the lights off? Is alcohol involved?

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Muscle memory mostly. I've done it a couple of times.

[–] esc27@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That makes sense. I guess I'm the opposite. I have a habit of scrutinizing every toilet I sit on because I don't trust placing the delicate bits over random holes...

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[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

I used to have to tell my female friend to put the lid down when she stayed over. My cat loves drinking from the toilet so if the lids up when I open the door and I don't catch him in time he'll just dunk his head in it.

You should really put it down when you flush too which minimises the amount of fecal or urine particles that get into the air.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 6 points 1 year ago

It's best to have an agreed default in a household, so there's no surprises during a half awake trip or an emergency. Lid down is the best hygienically, but seat down is better than all up as it's a shared need for everyone sometimes.

Women who do lid up for the men have done that out of a history of men in their lives thinking their aim is perfect.

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