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[–] [email protected] 136 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I love how every commenter has a different answer to the question

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think "Only half the time." is actually the correct answer here.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

No clearly the answer is “kinda” it justifies everything.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

And every single one of those is accurate

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

It has happened again

Meta.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

We need polls

[–] [email protected] 124 points 1 year ago (1 children)

not really but also kinda? it feels like getting your ass fucked i dunno what you wanna hear..

prob more detail than you want so spoilerit's like asking if cumming and peeing feel the same, they are distinctly different but kinda similarish in that fluid is being moved..

pooping is like just a bodily function, you push and things fall out.. wipe and flush and move on.. not much emotion other than relief.

Getting ass fucked is completely different, it's like having one of your most intimate areas opened up and penetrated in a way that simultaneously feels taboo but amazing at the same time. You aren't pushing you are relaxing and there is a thing inside you hitting parts you didn't even know you had. Your ass being stretched and held open, if you are properly relaxed it feels amazing, if you are nervous and clenching then it can be painful for both parties. If you have a prostate then getting that hit will force prostate fluid out and you won't really cum but just sorta start leaking fluid, it's wild. The term for this is prostate milking..

Over all there is just a whole host of sensations and emotions involved in proper anal such that describing it as reverse pooping is not really accurate. Are there overlaps? Yes, but it's still a very unique experience.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn nigga it was just a meme

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

WAS. Was just a meme. Now it's a shared experience.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I said prob more detail than ya want... I tried to warn you, if you clicked then you wanted to know

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Idk about him, but spoiler tags aren't working for me on eternity.

That said, tl;dr.

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Exactly - it's more clear looking at it the other way around: shitting doesn't feel like reverse anal.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You can try it and find out.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

R u a grill?

If so, charcoal or propane?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Damn it Bobby. That boy ain't right

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

Fuck around and find out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's my favorite line from White Lotus

Edit: https://youtu.be/009Q5ml_Xdc?t=170s

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you're a dude it's gonna feel way better than that

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only if you're doing it wrong

When he pulls out it definitely feels like you're shitting the bed though

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If anal feels like reverse shitting you need to eat more fiber

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Eat jars full of lube. Two birds, one stone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ngl shitting with lubed ass is quite an experience

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So is farting the day after you used coconut oil as lube.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Bet that smells nice

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

It absolutely does. At least the first time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Occasionally

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It's sexy reverse shitting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i don't give a fuck what anal feels like i want this image of goth nick wilde

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
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