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Dolph is prime human in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Choice. A bold choice. Not a negative.

Alligator Auschwitz in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

That's the price you pay for awesome neighbors. Get invited to the party next time.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey horse." The horse says, "Buddy you read my mind." in c/[email protected]
TIL The ancient Romans created an artificial sweetener called "Sugar of Lead" by corroding lead in vinegar. It has a mildly sweet taste and also causes brain damage in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Sugar does that too you know. Better and cheaper.

Alligator Auschwitz in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Shit. What the fuck. How in the fuck do people hate Hispanics? They're cool as fuck. The food, the music, the dancing.

Work hard, play harder. I think these people are sick in the head, and just need to hate somebody.

TIL The ancient Romans created an artificial sweetener called "Sugar of Lead" by corroding lead in vinegar. It has a mildly sweet taste and also causes brain damage in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What makes you think it was for children?

It's 4:20 here in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Don't dox me bro

Ahem, well well in c/[email protected]
Ahem, well well in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I've got tweets from the 1980s

Early Picture of the Florida Concentration Camp in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's chain link. How's it going to burn?

Early Picture of the Florida Concentration Camp in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (5 children)

The fucking mosquitoes. Cruel and unusual.

Hey whatever happened to cruel and unusual anyway???

They Didn’t Have to Do This | By passing Donald Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill Act, congressional Republicans have talked themselves into an incomprehensibly reckless plan. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You know the Rs negotiated who got to vote against, making sure it was no more than three.

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When you find a new podcast that has lots of episodes already recorded, do you start at the beginning, the latest, or what? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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TIL Disney killed a bunch of puppies making "Snow Buddies" and weren't allowed to use the "no animals were harmed" claim (lemmynsfw.com)
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It's my cake day. 2 years of my life spent here. Unrelated pic (lemmynsfw.com)
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Especially during this heat wave! (lemmynsfw.com)
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Sometimes when I think about US politics, I worry. But then I remember this is a country that had gone through a civil war, numerous scandals, a great depression and dust bowl, two world wars, (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

various assassinations, the brink of nuclear apocalypse, an unpopular political war away from home that caused a social movement, and political espionage.

It's like we're cursed.

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US question: Would you approve of your state seceding from the Union, declaring independence from the United States? I think California, Oregon, and Washington would, and probably Colorado too. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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People who are MENSA members, are there benefits? Do you get discounts on anything? I'll never qualify, so I gotta ask. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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I realized that "Mensa" didn't contain enough numerals to be a phone number, and knew it must be understood that any future member would be able to figure out the next two digits in the sequence. I tried dialling MENSANE, MENSAIL, MENSAFE, and MENSAAB, but got three rebuffs and a fax tone.

From "How I Joined MENSA" by Steve Martin

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Christopher Pointen, Christopher Laughen (lemmynsfw.com)
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My wife's new tablecloth. Is it white with gold, or blue with black? (lemmynsfw.com)
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If Donald Trump gets dementia, how will we know? - Lawrence O'Donnell (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Lemmy, do you condone violence? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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It's interesting that gun rights were sold on the basis of "resisting unlawful government." They seen to have caused and supported unlawful government. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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