MyNamesTotallyRobert

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I poop in the sink. There isn't normally room.

idk, the area where my dog poops is between 497ft and 523ft above sea level. Maybe I should plant a bright orange flag on every dog turd just to be safe. I know from watching youtube that airplanes don't do anything besides crash all the time, I don't want to be held liable.

well fuck, even my cat can shit out poops larger than 250 grams.

idk, I live in a red state and I've been seeing more and more cum in urinals lately. Maybe it's just because urinal jizzers never bother to flush.

A long time ago I needed to install a program. It needed snap I think. Well I googled and googled and googled and I couldn't just type "sudo apt install snap" for some reason. But there was a way to get snap if you had flatpak. I didn't have flatpak So I googled and googled and googled some more and I couldn't find a way to install flatpak that didn't involve already having snap first.

So then I never fucked with flatpak or snap ever again except for that one time I installed gzdoom in flatpak and it actually worked for some reason, the end.

idk about 2025 but as of a few years ago, Slackware used to not have a dependency resolver in whatever it uses to download packages. You had to resolve dependencies manually.

Luckily I switched to Gentoo and 3 years later after my system was done compiling, it was already out of date so when I used emerge to update my system, it borked itself because it was so out of date.

ACKTUALLY they're on the verge of dropping i486 support. Fucking bullshit if you ask me. Now they expect us to upgrade our computers more often than once every 40 years? Homebrewers ARE JUST NOW figuring out how to diy i486 motherboard chipsets.

Next thing you know we'll need a 3090ti just to boot into Grub.

obligatory LXDE is actually also really good but you know what would make it 10000000000000000000000000000 times better? If there was a Windows 7-esque search bar on the start menu so you could search instead of painstakingly browse through all the stupid icons like its Windows 95.

I always post a comment like this in discussions about desktop environments in the off chance someone found a way to mod a search into LXDE's start menu.

I hate Gnome because it doesn't give you taskbar boxes to show all the open windows. There is a extension for this but it's almost always out of date. How the fuck is anyone expected to get any work done like that? Pressing the "windows" key to show that tile view is a thing but I want to see what all is open without pressing a button first. It's fine for watching youtube or playing games. And the ui looks really cool if you're high off your ass, but that's it.

Dolphin is the worst file manager, mostly because of how it doesn't give you a file copy window but also because it's just a shittier version of Nemo. Nemo is superior except that most of the time you can't drag and drop files from a zip folder window into Nemo but only if you're using KDE. Cinnamon is pretty much the only other DE I can stand and Nemo lets you drag and from from zip files all the time on Cinnamon but it's otherwise worse than KDE.

~~Gnome is better than KDE~~ wow what a typo. KDE is better than Gnome. With that being said, the dolphin file manager sucks ASS. The Nemo file manager is superior, except depending on which way the wind was blowing while you installed your distro, you have a 50/50 chance of being able to drag and drop the contents of zip folders into Nemo when running KDE. Dolphin always works when you do this on KDE but that's Dolphin's only positive aspect. The ui and button placement is worse, there's no file copy progress bar window and the file transfer notification it does have is awful.

Cinnamon works with Nemo and zip file drag-dropping works all the time, but then you're using a 10% shittier DE just to be able to drag and drop. Cinnamon doesn't fully support wayland yet and its beta wayland support is terrible and slow so it's a pretty bad one to be using right now.

I wish there was a fix. I would suck dick for fix to the "you can't drag and drop the contents of zip files into Nemo on KDE except for if you got randomly lucky when installing the distro in the beginning" bug.