If one of them is wearing a D.A.R.E shirt it's a drug deal.
Farage WISHES he was at this level!
You sound like me before I learned what asexuality is.
"People pick their labels don't they? maybe this one for me."
Then I'd go over and over in my head wondering why it never worked. Then came the answer to all my questions - I was None of the Above ™.
I actually just switch from Boost. Spoilers. bold, italics, etc. don't work. I guess this app is not the replacement.
"the gun helps."
Eddie Izzard
Walls? What company is this?
Check your carbon monoxide detector.
Mario Rocks be like
"we have Gmail at home"
It's called the Gay Agenda™.
Article titled "Bizarre reason why McDonald's worker might not receive $60,000 reward for identifying Luigi Mangione" and a comment reading "a Byzantine system of arbitrary rules designed to keep people from successfully claiming what was promised to them????"
The fact women going crazy over the shooter is just making dating harder. Now on a third date you’re absolutely getting asked “yeah but would you sacrifice your life and take out a high profile CEO for me or are you just looking for a situationship?”
Guardian and Observer journalists have asked people not to share Guardian stories for 48 hours from midnight tonight (Tues), to respect their strike and the virtual picket line
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Imagine going up to Roman Reigns and telling him your grandma beat his opponent.