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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm not Canadian so I don't know how this is gonna land but here goes:

Ha, Canada thought they could avoid a "South" like the US by setting the province borders that way. Instead they got Alberta.

(If I was Canadian my comeback would be: Nah, Canada has a backwards ass "South". It's called the USA.)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My guy. Be confident, own your joke! You don't need to be shy. It's inly a bunch of assholes on the internet who owe you nothing. So don't be shy to offend. Besides it's only berta, those ostrich fuckers can frig right of.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Thanks! I'm American and didn't want to offend. We've done enough to Canada recently, though I am Minnesotan so hopefully that gets me a little cred in CA.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah, the Canadians of the US. Of course you get some cred

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I heard it was a sick ostrich

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

bison fuckers thank you very much

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I’m an Albertan. We aren’t quite as bad as the states but… yeah. We joke about our hillbilly fuckwits here too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

As a reformed Northern Albertan, it's all South.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Just send the joke. If it's mean spirited, we'll know.