To this day, hearing the words "badger", "mushroom", and "snake" will often be enough for me to get that song stuck in my head.

Constantly upset that my boyfriend is two years older than me and knows nothing of Homestar Runner.

Hokay, so here's the earth.

Know Your Meme

My Spoon is Too Big

Girlfriend’s age?

Schfifty-Five

I said come on fhqwhgads

All I have to say is "TROOOOOOOOGDOOOOOR!"

Hello. I like rusty spoons.

Ol' Godzilla was stomping around Tokyo city like a big playground

Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.

RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING.... BANANA PHONE!

Or, My personal favorite...

A.Y.B.A.B.T.U.

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING

Edit: oh... And this

They took my friggin kidney!

Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on a llama llama llama cheesecake llama llama llama duck

Yes I can still sing it

#It's peanut butter jelly time!

But I am le tired.

I am le tired. Fire ze missiles!

My anus is BLEEEEDING

My tummy was making the rumblies. That only hands could satifisfy.

Shiggity shiggity shwa!

I don’t want to know your name

I just want

BANG BANG BANG

Pwned.

TROGDOR!!!! 🐉🔥

I could never date someone who doesn’t remember the Vine Era

Schwiftyfive.