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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

That's literally why everyone uses a timer. If you could remember, you would just look at a clock to know how long it's been in. The timer is there to remind you.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (21 children)

There’s a difference between overcooking your food by a few minutes making it less palatable and forgetting it the oven making it a crisp 3 hours later when you’re hungry and go looking for food.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, but there's a difference between forgetting to look at a clock and forgetting that you have a kitchen.

I never put anything in the oven without having the timer set and ready to start at the push of a button, because I have to, but I have accidentally preheated my oven for several hours many times.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Who hasn't preheated their oven for (well over) 4 hours though?...because I was almost done defrosting. Shit, I preheated the oven to cook some chicken we had, and then went shopping cause I forgot I already had a plan of action.

Then the question is, "Am I still cooking this chicken or these porkchops (that i just went through the trouble of procuring?). I can do both, I guess... fuck it, I'm eating sandwiches and I'll cook tomorrow

Update: I ordered food

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Technically yes, but missing the point. Some people (ADHD or not) would straight forget that there is food in the oven

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The amount of times I've torched a pizza because I forgot to start a timer and forgot it was in the oven is too damn high

Puts pizza in oven but don't have phone on me to start timer

"Shit, I got to go grab that"

Friend sends meme that comes through right as I'm picking up my phone

"Lol, I should send one myself"

Opens meme community to find one

Some time passes as memes are exchanged

Smells smoke

"Shit my pizza!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I do both. I'll also set the cook timer on the oven so it shuts off because I'll still forget even after the timer on my phone goes off.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

My partner bought me one of those all in one cookers (instant pot style thing) because it will automatically shut off when it's done cooking..

It has saved our relationship with our neighbours because I'm no longer setting off smoke alarms every other night.

Case in point, while typing this I just heard it beep and it scared the shit out of me because I completely forgot I put some squishy old pears (that were always destined to rot in my fridge) in it to stew when I got home... like 2 hours ago.

It feels like past me has left a suprise gift for present me, because I have stewed pears for dessert now!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Oh man, I would love an oven with that function lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh... Shit! There's food in the oven?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

looks at black lump in oven

actually, I think that's technically considered coal now..

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The amount of times I let my coffee get cold or leave food in the microwave is too damn high!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I set the timer for tea two times: One for taking out the tea and one for drinking.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Who needs a timer? Just last month I changed the batteries on my smoke alarm...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"Month" is a weird way to spell "decade" πŸ˜›

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Just today I remembered food is on stove when wife came for lunch... After when I just told her to come eat 10min ago

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I use random memes like this one to remind me I have food in the oven.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's an ADHD YouTuber who has reminded me of my days-wet-laundry, by mentioning her own, on at least 3 separate occasions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I really get that. But also sometimes my brainhole just decides to not do anything (besides anxiety) about the reminder.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry, did anyone say I did something about it? 😜

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

A while ago a found a hot pocket in the microwave that I had forgotten about 3 days prior. I've also left the oven on more than once. Sometimes a single alert isnt enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Leave-in thermometers are a real game changer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My phone literally has a 10 minute timer saved called "Cool down"

Doesn't mean I remember to start it every time though lol

Cold fresh baked lasagna has a special place in my heart

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cold fresh baked lasagna, cut into servings, and reheated in the oven to get that melty crispy cheese on every side is one of the best things in the world. It's not an accident if the end result is better.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

NGL that second bake sounds fire

With spaghetti I do a bake after the initial cook with layers of ricotta cheese and some garlicy bread crumbs on top and that turns out pretty good. Especially with some chunks of chicken in there.

Basically a lasagna with spaghetti noodles and a way bigger margin for error lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Dude, you just described spaghetti au gratin, which was a diner staple back home growing up. Try it with chunks of Montreal smoked meat under cheese for a real treat.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I just keep it in the refrigerator. It's hard just letting it cool color blind test