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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Sea otters can dive down to 600 feet, at that depth the pressure is about 265 psi. So the answer is yes, Steve can perform under pressure.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sea otters eat 25 percent of their body weight in food every day. Sea otters’ diets include sea urchins, crabs, mussels, and clams, which they’re known to crack open with a rock and eat while floating in the water.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not just any old rock, sea otters often have favorite rocks they keep in a fold of skin in their armpit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sea otters will also rape baby seals to death and keep the corpse for a few weeks to keep fucking until it's too nasty for the otters taste. ☺️

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Got me curious as to what a human could survive. The record is 702 feet, but he was a professional, and he actually did an even deeper dive, 831 feet, but sustained brain damage on the way back up. This is freediving with no breathing apparatus. Most people can only go a maximum of about 60 feet or less.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you know it's not a river otter?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Pressure...pushing down on me

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pushing down on you. No man asks for.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always thought it was "no man has more"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I always thought it was "You're an asshole".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alright stop! Collaborate and listen!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Pressing down on you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Da da da da... Da da da da... Dadada Dadada That's okay!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do do do doo do doo do

Or is this ice ice baby?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It was probably an I Love the 90s or something like that on VH1 that remixed it with a couple more "ours goes theirs goes ours goes theirs goes" that is stuck in my mind to this day

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Its over 40 years old (yeah you that old) so thats why so many might get lost but Under Pressure

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

TIL that this track featured David Bowie on it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You mean that song that ripped of the guy from SVU?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm 33 and heard this song for the first time on the radio maybe 6 months ago and instantly thought it was Ice Ice Baby. Never realized Ice Ice Baby was sampling a Bowie/Queen song til then.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Probably an instant hire from me if it's pulled off in any significant way...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thought I was in c/otters for a sec.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I sea what you did there 🦦

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

just like Under Pressure, it's a lot easier to perform with a partner :3

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

is nobody gonna say it? really? you guys realize Steve is a sea otter right? sea otters are the saltwater thugs of the animal kingdom.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I just had to say it. it was my destiny and life's work to mention the sea otter

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Took me a little while. But this is good

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Now stop, collaborate and listen

Ice is back with a brand new invention

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol, but on a serious note if they ask you that question it 100% means the workplace is toxic

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lmao accidentally read this from Steve's perspective and thought "bullshit, that's a fun place to be!.. oh.. wait.. let me read.. oh yeah, horrible."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

So they poured him a Mickey