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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The US just releases a public statement that says they value their alliance with Mexico and have no intention of interfering with their politics or their military.

the ghost of Santa Anna starts dancing

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

„If Texas becomes independent from the US we consider any conflict between them and Mexico an internal matter of Mexico.“

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I feel like Texas is pretty well armed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Probably not well trained. Though it'd probably be a toss up on whether they can take the Mexican army.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Imagine if we built a wall to keep out Texans

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

A guy can dream.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Classic line from John Lennon's hit song 😂

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Texas has Austin, Dallas, and oil. All three are things we'd like to keep; the first two are mainly dragged down by the rest of the state, and the rest of the US still needs the last, for now.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You forgot Houston, the blue spot that their politicians are trying to remove the vote from. Literally. It's horrendous.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

3rd/4th largest city in the country (constantly back and forth with Chicago) and Houston is always somehow forgotten 😢

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If I was associated with Texas, I'd also rather be forgotten...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah sure, population of 30 million people, but let's just write them all off as forgotten. Or be a grown up and realize that Texas and the wider world are not black and white and more a variety of grey shades. There are bad people here, there are also good people here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Doesn't your voting system do that anyway?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

San Antonio is the best city in Texas. Puffy tacos, street tacos, crispy tacos, breakfast tacos, ...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I'd vote for San Antonio as the new Capitol 🌮

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

remove the military bases and their gdp goes way down.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

And prisons

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

They would get invaded for their oil

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If Texas wants to leave, let them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And then we can conquer them and turn them into a protectorate. We'll swap in PR or DC as the fiftieth state, so we don't need to update the flag.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Well its gonna be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missoura.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Really dont think the us would have to. There would be such noise made of it, mexico would march up here just to shut them up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Well the US would have to "Come and take [the cannon]" first as it's in a museum in Gonzales, Texas. It was too much trouble for a dinky little cannon then, it'll be too much trouble for a dinky little cannon in this hypothetical future.

Edit: upon further research the "Come and take it" cannon was not that little one in the museum, but a larger one. However that one was melted down and turned in to a church bell