To anyone out there with the 'i can eat whatever I want without getting fat' idea, yeah it's not quite like that. Cholesterol and visceral fat are killers. So yeah, eat as much as you like but the healthy food factor applies to us all.
this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2024
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My cholesterol is unhealthily low, what do
Eat 19 avocados a day.
You will not regret eating 18-20 avocados in a day
You might, but a life without avocado regrets is a life avocado-unlived 🤷
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It's true, if you're not getting fat it might be just empty calories
Calories are calories, if you’re not getting fat it’s because you’re not overeating too many calories.
It's possible to absorb more or less from your food, for instance someone who is lactose intolerant is not going to gain as much weight from eating the same amount of cheese as someone who is not
probably because of the follow up diarrhea
Calories_out++
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Getting fat isn't anyone's goal. It's always getting fit. Calories without nutrients will only lead to obesity.
Don't understand why every American wants to die on a hill announcing this BS.
Edit: Please learn about empty calories, don't be a sheep.
A calorie is a unit of measurement. In terms of how much energy you are consuming, which is what matters for weight gain, there is literally no difference between one calorie and another.
"Empty calories" does have a meaning and it's that something is 'just' calories with no additional nutrients. Not eating any nutrients will make you sick, but not obese.
That's not totally true. Nutrients can be more or less bioavailable depending on how they come. This includes calories. It's a good rule of thumb to assume all calories are the same, but it's not exactly accurate
Agreed, my wording might be off but what I meant is eating high calories with low nutritional value would make you unfit and obese.
Look at India, no workout and lots of Fibre in diet causing only belly fat.
The staple food of a region means a lot, Mediterranean diet is considered healthiest by those standards.
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What the hell is a "roastie?"
I think it means an older woman, referring to her vagina resembling "roast beef", implying it and her to be undesirable.
Idk, something misogynistic
Correct. Jealous, resentful people making fun of other people for having sex. Tale as old as time.
Your comment is helpful and appropriate in context, yet it is difficult not to downvote it due to its content.
Downvote OP for posting misogynist shit and not the person pointing out out (on request, no less)
The op didn't make the original 4chan post, it's funny because actual OP is clearly an idiot, misogyny included.
Very much a "laughing at" not "laughing with" situation.
Idk, I think there's enough internet funnies that don't contain slurs
Maybe block greentext, rather then asserting your worldview on everyone else. I personally find idiots doing or saying idiotic things humorous because it shows that they're idiots for all to see.
If we're policing all speech, that's not going to end well for anyone as someone will ALWAYS find a way to have their feelings hurt by something someone else said.
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I thought it meant that she was a roastie as in sizzling hot. Dunno, never grilled a woman before.
Seems more like a term to describe someone who roasts other people.
Which is exactly what happened in the text.
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A woman who, from having multiple sexual partners, has her stuff look like roast beef. Another reply mentioned older women but it is used for any woman, really.
It's... yeah.
Maybe a waitress managing her workload with lightly roasting the customers. With an experienced roastie that's actually funny and entertaining.
One of my favourite restaurants closed down over Covid. It had an awesome roastie from Berlin. I actually celebrated my wedding there. I miss him.
Not really interested in seeing incel shit on here even if it's self-deprecating.
Not sure what your angle is but you can just block a community (or instance). Telling people what they can post usually doesn't work
Time to post nonstop gore photographs then. Nobody can tell me not to.
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Mad about 4chan shit on a 4chan community
Block the community?
What did you expect from 4chan??
fburger
famburger
So that's what fam is short for.
Tf is a roastie?
Incel misogynistic slur for "woman", referring to their genitals as resembling roast beef.
wtf.
They don't like women that much over there. Maybe East Asian women but even then those living in East Asia, not ones in Western countries.
Don't worry about it
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You were going for a joke about needing help burning off those calories later OP.
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