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[–] [email protected] 111 points 9 months ago (4 children)

To anyone out there with the 'i can eat whatever I want without getting fat' idea, yeah it's not quite like that. Cholesterol and visceral fat are killers. So yeah, eat as much as you like but the healthy food factor applies to us all.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (9 children)

My cholesterol is unhealthily low, what do

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You will not regret eating 18-20 avocados in a day

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I can't afford that. They don't just grow on trees

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

You might, but a life without avocado regrets is a life avocado-unlived 🤷

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Talk to a doctor instead of a buncha chuckle-fucks on the internet.

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[–] And009 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's true, if you're not getting fat it might be just empty calories

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Calories are calories, if you’re not getting fat it’s because you’re not overeating too many calories.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

It's possible to absorb more or less from your food, for instance someone who is lactose intolerant is not going to gain as much weight from eating the same amount of cheese as someone who is not

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

probably because of the follow up diarrhea

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Calories_out++

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[–] And009 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Getting fat isn't anyone's goal. It's always getting fit. Calories without nutrients will only lead to obesity.

Don't understand why every American wants to die on a hill announcing this BS.

Edit: Please learn about empty calories, don't be a sheep.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

A calorie is a unit of measurement. In terms of how much energy you are consuming, which is what matters for weight gain, there is literally no difference between one calorie and another.

"Empty calories" does have a meaning and it's that something is 'just' calories with no additional nutrients. Not eating any nutrients will make you sick, but not obese.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

That's not totally true. Nutrients can be more or less bioavailable depending on how they come. This includes calories. It's a good rule of thumb to assume all calories are the same, but it's not exactly accurate

[–] And009 5 points 9 months ago

Agreed, my wording might be off but what I meant is eating high calories with low nutritional value would make you unfit and obese.

Look at India, no workout and lots of Fibre in diet causing only belly fat.

The staple food of a region means a lot, Mediterranean diet is considered healthiest by those standards.

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 9 months ago (3 children)

What the hell is a "roastie?"

[–] [email protected] 133 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

I think it means an older woman, referring to her vagina resembling "roast beef", implying it and her to be undesirable.

Idk, something misogynistic

[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago

Correct. Jealous, resentful people making fun of other people for having sex. Tale as old as time.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Your comment is helpful and appropriate in context, yet it is difficult not to downvote it due to its content.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Downvote OP for posting misogynist shit and not the person pointing out out (on request, no less)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

The op didn't make the original 4chan post, it's funny because actual OP is clearly an idiot, misogyny included.

Very much a "laughing at" not "laughing with" situation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Idk, I think there's enough internet funnies that don't contain slurs

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Maybe block greentext, rather then asserting your worldview on everyone else. I personally find idiots doing or saying idiotic things humorous because it shows that they're idiots for all to see.

If we're policing all speech, that's not going to end well for anyone as someone will ALWAYS find a way to have their feelings hurt by something someone else said.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

I thought it meant that she was a roastie as in sizzling hot. Dunno, never grilled a woman before.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Seems more like a term to describe someone who roasts other people.

Which is exactly what happened in the text.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

A woman who, from having multiple sexual partners, has her stuff look like roast beef. Another reply mentioned older women but it is used for any woman, really.

It's... yeah.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Maybe a waitress managing her workload with lightly roasting the customers. With an experienced roastie that's actually funny and entertaining.

One of my favourite restaurants closed down over Covid. It had an awesome roastie from Berlin. I actually celebrated my wedding there. I miss him.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Not really interested in seeing incel shit on here even if it's self-deprecating.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Not sure what your angle is but you can just block a community (or instance). Telling people what they can post usually doesn't work

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Time to post nonstop gore photographs then. Nobody can tell me not to.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

This community sidebar clearly states:

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
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  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Mad about 4chan shit on a 4chan community

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Block the community?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

What did you expect from 4chan??

[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

So that's what fam is short for.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 63 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Incel misogynistic slur for "woman", referring to their genitals as resembling roast beef.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

They don't like women that much over there. Maybe East Asian women but even then those living in East Asia, not ones in Western countries.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Don't worry about it

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fat phobia and misogyny, neat 📸

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The only way to beat fatphobia is to become obese.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

You were going for a joke about needing help burning off those calories later OP.

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