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[–] [email protected] 155 points 9 months ago (5 children)

That car has the worst tint job I've ever seen

[–] [email protected] 85 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Its like someone turned an 8 year old loose with a couple of black garbage bags and a hot glue gun

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

Someone with pierced titties please put one of them in my mouth as I would like to test this claim

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

Inb4 ppl with cock piercing slide into your dms

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (6 children)

They don't. Piercing jewelry is usually made from robust materials that are inert in normal conditions, like stainless steel, gold, plastics, and sometimes glass or gemstones. So, no, you don't taste anything, just as you don't taste a plastic cup, ceramic mug, or stainless steel pot.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

A cup of tea tastes completely different out of a ceramic mug, than it does a plastic one.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Tell me you've never sucked pierced titties without telling me you've never sucked pierced titties.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (3 children)

More like: Tell me you've never tasted house keys without telling me you've never tasted house keys.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Tell me you never sucked pierced titties with telling me you sucked house keys

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Doesn't matter, sucked titty.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

And there's no place like home.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (4 children)

They don't taste any different but I still don't like them.

Same with the septum rings.

No hate just disappointment for just how many girls are doing one or the other.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I'm not really sure who likes them other than the people who get them and other people who like those specific piercings for whatever reasons.

It's wild how insanely defensive people get about their piercings and body modifications though, just read through this post or any post like it on reddit.

Like, chill out you freaks. If someone doesn't like your fashion choice, unhinged rants and attacks aren't going to make someone magically start loving metal accessories stuck in your soft parts.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm not really sure who likes them other than the people who like them

....What?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I mean it's a niche thing, people who are really into piercings really like them, and those who aren't into them tend to really really not like them, whereas some other fashion accessories are generally more universally acceptable even if not necessarily loved.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

The parent wasn't looking for an explanation.

They were commenting on how hard your wetware bricked.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Saying you're disappointed with what girls do to their bodies is mad weird, though

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I do not give a single fuck about what you choose to do to your body.

But I'm also allowed personal opinions about it.

My personal opinion is that I find them extremely off-putting to a frustrating degree. Also those frustrations are not aimed at the girls getting these piercings but more towards 1) Why do they bother me so much? And 2) Why are they so popular?

Y'all can judge me all you want though it's a little ironic when I already said I have no hate to people who get piercings. Fuck I've got tattoos all over. Piercings just aren't my thing. Some I can ignore and others I can't.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You… tasted a septum ring?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You may think inside the nose is tasty but it'snot.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

I mean I don't discriminate a whole lot when I'm having a good time licking things.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Why are you disappointed? What is the disappointment here? That you don't want to sleep with random women who get those piercings? You were never entitled to do so in the first place, so I'm not sure how that could be a disappointment to you.

Save the next commenter some time, the word dissapponted implies that someone or something failed to meet an expectation the speaker has for it. In this case the someone or something is women who choose to get nipple piercings. So the implication is that the commenter has an expectation for women that is failing to be met when they get nipple piercings.

I don't give a fuck who he does or does not want to sleep with, or what reasons he may have for doing so. I'm calling out the way he framed his opinion in that sentence, because again, it implies he has an expectation for women that is not being met if they get nipple piercings.

Don't bother responding to me unless you're going to tell me why it's alright to have such an expectation for random women about their bodies.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (23 children)

Are you asserting that nobody should ever have any preferences? Do you meet your own standard?

OP didn't say he's throwing women out of bed for having piercings. He expressed a preference for them not to.

I prefer dark hair. Sometimes it's red or blonde or blue.

I prefer pubic hair. Sometimes it's there, sometimes it's not.

I prefer a few extra pounds. Sometimes those pounds aren't there. Sometimes a few extra is more like a lot extra.

In no example above did I shut down the interaction, nor did I experience any less pleasure.

But I still have preferences. That's all they are though.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (21 children)

Bro is expressing distaste in a fashion accessory, why you so bitter and taking it so hard? You ok?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

only on lemmy do you get a mf ranting about someone's experience sucking pierced titties

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Did Ray Charles put this guys window tint on? Got damn.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

.... And there's no place like home

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Only if they’re kept clean

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