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[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Shout out to all the moms, dads, and babies going through the first year. It gets better!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Pst... Don't tell.. but, small kids, small problems. ;)

I'd rather change a hundred diapers and bootlefeed in the middle of night than having to worry about if they made it safe home after a night out.

No, man.. Appreciate the simplicity. Enjoy the sound of little feet walking little steps on the floor. It'll be gone before you realise that you need to spend even more time trying to find something on the TV that both you and your better half want to watch at the same time..

Kids are great.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

I'm currently at the "small problems" stage, and I'm trying not to take anything for granted. Yeah, I'm mildly sleep deprived, but life is great.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

worry about if they made it safe home after a night out.

That’s why you beat some sense into them before they go out. /s

[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago

“Takin’ shits an suckin’ tits”

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why do they ask for that information anyway? So they know to capture you alive when you got a job that’s in demand in the destination country? Or do they hope to catch terrorists by fishing for ‘bomb builder’?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It really feels like some by-gone form field so many just keep putting on there because it's always been there.

So many places, including doctor practices, ask for this (in Australia), and you're just left feeling, why?? This is useless information that they don't need to know.

For tax, home loans, etc, sure, that's relevant information.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

A doctor has a reasonal interest in your occupation. For office workers they’ll know to expect back issues and may nudge you towards preventive measures, for instance.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"professional boob sucker"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Unless the baby is getting paid or is certified I think he'd be an amateur boob sucker.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why professional? Is he getting paid? Seems like an intern at best

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

He does it for a living

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I interpreted the instructions to mean put “Not Employed” in the box, but they were ambiguous at best.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

An unemployed baby?

How embarrassing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

This new generation is so lazy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Write terrorists just to see what happens

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm just sus on if she's trynna get that baby on a plane.

Don't bring babies on planes, it'll upset the baby worse than anything and leave the entire rest of the cabin only slightly less so.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Sorry, it's a two week voyage. Hope you brought plenty of diapers."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Honestly, publicly accessible HSR would be a dope way to travel with little ones, just flip the TV on and lock the door to the sleeper car room whenever you need to take a break from the railcation and get food or something.

Family carriages can even have a diaper dispenser and changing station in the room!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

"Freeloader" would also have been an acceptable choice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

We did "Photography Model" for ours lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Nah just visiting

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Unemployed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Diaper filler

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ha! They got you to declare it as an occupation. You better not miss a tax filing or you’re screwed… /s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

In the US (not sure about other countries), why would you give up the credit?