I hate it when I get benereal disease on my benis.
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2024
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if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body
so thats what's causing it
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Okay but the real question is, can these nano chips run DOOM? Where can I find out how to jailbreak these bad boys?
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I like that this person ran out of space so decided to create more space by tacking more material on the top of the car.
Why does this read like english is this persons 2nd language, but look like it was made by someone for whom english is infact their 1st language?
Not making light, but this person's first language is likely schizophrenia.
At my high school a noticable number of students could barely read. They got passed through from a combination of parents trying to fire people if their kid is held back and teachers who either didn't care or couldn't spend the one on one time to help the kid. There was no functional system in place at my school to help kids who were borderline illiterate
Depending where this is, between that and possible mental health stuff English could be their first language
It's tragic because a lot of these people aren't just missing competent literacy but all the skills required to understand the world around them, and even worse often those ways of understanding have been replaced with religious nonsense by the people that raised them.
Imagine trying to make sense of the world when you think scientists work like preachers and prophets simply saying whatever feels right or suits the moment.
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Imagine having to extend you car with plates at the top, because there is not enough room for you psychotic scribbles. Then leaving a shit ton of white space at the bottom.
Probably the computers fault.
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if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body
Huh.
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People like this think computers and electronics are magic.
I for one appreciate the illustration. Without it, I felt like I was reading gibberish
Looks like someone forgot his meds and found a sharpie!
By "forgot his meds" you mean "forgot to go to the doctor 30 years ago to get diagnosed so he could be prescribed them in the first place," right?
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Fuck yeah I'm gonna install Arch Linux^btw on my microchip
i really wish we had a more robust mental healthcare system that could help people like this before they get to this point.
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Do these people think they're convincing? Do they genuinely not see how crazy they look?
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No one tell them about the computer in their truck!
That truck was created on a computer.
This would look better on a Cybertruck
That's why people still need huge cars. So that you can write all of your nutjob theories on it.
Ah yes. Aria 52. I've heard so much about it. The actual location of the aliens. Instead of area 52: the tourist attraction
No no, it's 62. It's a conspiracy that's 10 bigger.
well at least it doesn't look exactly like something that you would find in possession of a serial killer after they're caught.
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He's right about one thing: some posts on the internet can cause brain cancer.
It's like a Dr Bronners bottle on bath salts.
Hmmm.... maybe they ate (smoked? Boofed?) bath salts in the bath while cleaning with Dr. Bronners.
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Aria 62 in C Major.
This truck is on to something. I asked my dog if she put a nano chip on my body and she said no, but it sounds like something the huskies next door would do.
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Reading this gave me benereal disease in my computer parts.
This guy will be a US Congressman in 2 years.
So diseases didn't exist before computers existed or is our medical technology secretly so advanced that we cured all diseases without anyone knowing and had tons out own?
Edit: I have no idea what I was trying to say there at the end
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